So how does one get a full mouth of black teeth, anyway? Drugs, I assume? I knew a kid with a full set of pitch-black teeth once. He had little white stickers placed on the front of each tooth, but they didn't work at all, and probably made his mouth even more horrible to look upon. I did not ask him about it, but I've always wondered what could cause that to happen to a thirteen year-old.
And stars for Anna. It's always a little sad to see these old clips of her being gleefully exploited by the cynical "celebrity" industry, but she looks nice here.
My ex had that too. Like not black, but they started looking incredibly brown like permanent coffee stains, and it sucks because she took way better care of her teeth and I do. She'd go in for a cleaning and they were sparkly white again and then it'd just come back.. no drugs save for mostly clear alcohol and cigarettes and a hypothyroid medication, and the dentist really didn't have an explanation. The only explanation I can think of is the fact that she lived with fluoridated water her whole life before moving to Portland with me, and it could have caused some weird reaction.
I on the other hand was given a pamphlet on the dangers of crystal meth when I went to Wisconsin, because of my fluoride deficiency for 18 years.
I know all kinds of nasty things can happen to your teeth if you've had braces and neglected your dental hygiene during/after.
Howard K. Stern not THE Howard Stern unfortunately
Her vagina is in a weird place.
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I was at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino the night Anna Nicole Smith died there. It was really weird. I hadn't thought about her in years, just as the hot playboy girl who I may or may not have had a picture of that I kept hidden in my trapper keeper. All of a sudden she's zipped up in a bag.
Did the donut company not want to be associated with Anna and force them to blur out their name?
Mistaking Howard K. Stern for Howard Stern is worth one star. Congrats.
It's like Mark Walberg and Mark Whalberg. One acts like he doesn't know they yelled action, the other tells me that my antiques are worthless.
And who can forget the whole John Edwards/Jon Edwards thing? I mean, I don't want a president who talks to ghosts!
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