Two things; one, it's a bad Jeff Foxworthy impersonation, it's not even a good take on the joke. Two, Ebola isn't an air born virus. I guess I could be if an infected person threw-up or sneezed on you but I don't think that counts.

Pretty weak reasoning, Maggot Brain. Usually we agree on everything but not here, man. We have David Spade being annoying (5 for evil) and Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update (5 for funny), so what's your problem?

Also, my God, have any of you been listening to Alex Jones at any point during the last month and a half? Alex's latest shouting-point is WEAPONIZED EBOLA. He is obsessed with it. He sometimes spends entire podcasts, just shouting over and over again about how the TSA needs to impose martial law on the Mexican border or else we'll all be killed by WEAPONIZED EBOLA.