Barbie's Dreamhouse Party May Be The Most Sarcastic Game Of All Time

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oddeye

- 2014-10-17

What's so sarcastic about that?

ashtar.

- 2014-10-17

Hey oddeye! Seeing you *brightens* my day!

oddeye - 2014-10-17

I *WAS* being sarcastic

The Mothership

- 2014-10-17

Why does Ken tolerate that guitar playing moron in his girlfriends' dream house? Ryan is clearly gaming on Barbie.

ShiftlessRastus - 2014-10-17

Don't be so naive. Barbie is Ken's sugar-mama beard. Ryan is a busker kid who moved from Missouri to L.A. to start his music career. He met Ken at a Starbucks in Venice Beach. Ken lured him to the Malibu dream house by telling him his girlfriend has ties to the music industry. After the pool party, and four jumbo margaritas, Ryan is gonna be face down in Ken's smooth crotch.

infinite zest

- 2014-10-17

About 3 weeks after Ryan left the Dreamhouse to "trim weed in Legoland," Barbie and Nikki noticed a peculiar smell coming from underneath the floorboards.

Nominal

- 2014-10-17

eh?

Old People - 2014-10-17

This game is meant for small children. It's a harmless princess fantasy, and its insipid dialogue is as guileless as the GI Joe "yessir! Ready to rock n roll, sir!" stuff aimed at boys in the same age category.
I do like that Barbie gets to choose between the two most basic boyfriend archetypes, Beef Abslab or the scruffy, swarthy guitar rebel; premature ejaculation or whiskey dick.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-10-18

I've been considering a video reply to this clip discussing the many negative male stereotypes and abuse of men that occur in video games.

Old People - 2014-10-18

Where are the strong male characters in today's video games?

dairyqueenlatifah

- 2014-10-17

This is a game for five year old girls.

oddeye - 2014-10-17

Then how come *YOU* don't like it?

Simillion

- 2014-10-18

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Caminante Nocturno

- 2014-10-18

Everybody's insincere happiness is bordering on terror. It's like a childish god is watching over them, ready to rain suffering on them without provocation.

Nikon

- 2014-10-18

They have to be happy or they go out in the cornfield.

oddeye - 2014-10-18

It's good that you noticed that.

Robin Kestrel

- 2014-10-19

^ 5 for Nikon.

Sexy Duck Cop

- 2014-10-21

This needs a "Five Nights At Freddy's" tag for Barbie's closing pose.

Binro the Heretic

- 2014-10-18

They took something horrible and made it fun and all it took was a single sentence.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2014-10-19

not really five stars but still pretty hilarious they even made this

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