That's just what they want you to think! That's why it is so obvious!
Why does no-one suspect Keyboard Cat: Harbinger of the Apocalypse?!

I love this.

Even a broken clock, etc

Hahaha, what? Is this EvilHomerShit, or does she actually have a documented murder fetish?

It's documented; she's mentioned in interviews that her own parents thought she would grow up to be a serial killer. On the upside, apparently she throws badass Halloween parties!

And here's a transcript of her Demon Encounter Interview:



"We were in Kansas City a few weeks ago and went to this haunted castle and were so excited. The next night we wanted to go to Stull Cemetery, which is known as one of the seven gates to hell on Earth. The Pope won�t fly over it.

I felt this sick, overwhelming feeling of negativity over the whole car and we smelled sulfur, which is the sign of a demon, and there was a fly in the car randomly, which is another sign of a demon. I was like, �This is scary, let�s leave.� I rolled down the window before we left and said, �We apologize. We didn�t mean to disrupt your peace.� Then I took a picture and there are three super distinct faces in the picture�they�re faces of textbook demons.

The next day I tried to send the picture to my manager and it said, �This file can�t be sent, it�s 666 megabytes.� I�m not kidding. I used to have a folder called �Demons� that had pictures with all the screencaps in it, but then weird things started happening to me so I deleted it.

I was going to sleep about two weeks ago. I had just gotten off the phone and as soon as I closed my eyes I heard this really loud rumble right by my head. When I opened my eyes it stopped immediately, but when I closed my eyes it started again with whispers. Every time I closed my eyes I started seeing these really disturbing images with, like, red shapes. Then I opened my eyes and got back on the phone and was like, �I�m really scared and I don�t want to go to bed tonight.� And then I scooched over to the left side of my bed, because that�s where the best service is in my room, and there was this massive black matter. I don�t know what it was. It was like a cloud of something black right next to me. I started crying. I was on the phone like, �What do I do, what do I do?� and they said, �Tell it to eff off.� I thought, I�m not going to do that. It�s going to upset it, so I�m just going to chill and not feed into it because all it wants is fear. It feeds on fear. I watched it move to the front of my bed and then I fell asleep on the phone. I woke up and it was gone. The next night my friend Tyler was staying with me. She said she was trying to sleep and her body felt paralyzed almost, and she described the same exact thing I saw."


Pretty fucking metal. \m/ \m/

If she means Sauer Castle, I don't think it's open to the public:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauer_Castle

And as for Stull, that's not really in KC. It's about an hour away, they've knocked down the church that used to stand where the so-called "gateway" is, and the cops have fined people up to 1,000 bucks for trespassing there, especially on Halloween.

The only thing remotely supernatural that happened there was the filming of an episode of Supernatural. She's a moron.

Hollywood and the "elite" in general are already too fucking inbred to keep their esoteric psychoses submerged anymore. It's real, "schizophrenics" are just oversensitive to it, like some strange radio signal they can't tune and wouldn't dare ignore. It's cruel to gaslight or mock them, by the way. You weren't much better to the original holder of Waugh's account. 281918188851421231320243841999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

The scariest part of that is that someone named their daughter "Tyler." Chilling!