|il fiore bel - 2014-10-20 |
Turnips are amazing. Yet every time I bring one to the checkout lane, the cashier never seems to know what it is.
There's like 100 different types of turnips and they won't fucking train me on which is which. Also yellow onions? White onions? Big ass onions? The fuck, guys?
il fiore bel
Well, apparently they won't train their workers on the ONE type of turnip they DO have, because this is the same type of turnip I get, and every time I pay for one, it's "rutabaga?" or ".............what is this?"
yeah alright but most people in the world are mongs, so there's that.
|The Mothership - 2014-10-20 |
Not shaped like a thingy. 1 star.
|oddeye - 2014-10-20 |
I'm sold, you have my vote when I can get one.
|kingarthur - 2014-10-21 |
That got a smile out of these old socialist bones. I mostly encounter turnips as banchan or kimchee and, frankly, they're fun but sometimes far too sour for me.
|infinite zest - 2014-10-21 |
C'mon Michelle, that song's soooo Summer 2014. Us kids like Kale Perry now
|boner - 2014-10-21 |
I haven't seen a turnip since Super Mario Bros 2.
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