Also the CC really shines on this one.

And also you can't be racist against Asians because they're so successful or something. So this is double not racist. Wait... does that mean it's racist again?

Oh, well this will make things right.

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San Francisco was kinda sorta built by Chinese people, which makes this even sadder.

Fuck your kinda sorta building San Francisco

Not as many chinamen

I accidentally spent a night in Bangkok's Chinatown. It was full of shark fins and spit.

The Chinatown in LA sucks.

la chinatown is now Vietnamese. chinese people possess san gabriel valley and arcadia.

Also, we don't eat frogs and turtles in this country?

Ever heard of Louisiana frog legs or turtle soup, you ignorant asshole?

I hope this video haunts you forever.

There is a standard list of things we are allowed to eat in America, frogs and turtles are not on it, mister! March your Chinese ass back to your own country, you know the one your great great grandfather came from to build our railways under deplorable conditions. Nice job by the way, my train was only 10 minutes late yesterday.

Either assimilate or get out of MY country!!

Racism aside, fucking with tour-bus-vactationers' vacations is a worthy and noble cause. I grew up in a tourist town. Fuck all of 'em.

In this house, Sir Y. Ormums was buggered to death 5 times. Quite interesting, think you'll agree. Over on your left, Chinatown, which was not actually designated as a town until 1973. Fascinating, right?

etc. etc.

but suey park said we sould call out colonialism at all costs.

There's a lot to hate about this great flapping cunt, but the thing about the frogs rankled me as well. Uncle Wildcat ( spitting image of Poppa Hemingway ) used to send me out with a bamboo pole and red felt to catch bullfrogs for barbequed frogs legs. This before the good people at Mobil decided that it was cheaper to dump oil into the St. Laurence than to maintain their ships.

This girl is kind of obnoxious, but this still looks like more fun than any sightseeing bullshit ride I've ever been on.

5 non-self starring stars for Old Zircon. Living in a vacation town is like to opposite of living in LA: Fri-Sat are when all the traffic and shitheads come out. And the bike race people who all gargle Lance Armstrong's cum and shave their legs daily taking up both lanes down any given highway.

I have no doubt of that. Tour guides should be chipper. And chipper this bitch ain't.

I had to look it up and even I was shocked: a one-bedroom or a studio, even in Chinatown goes for about 3K a month on average. And I thought Portland was getting expensive. And while this job sounds pretty awesome I doubt if it pays all that well. A few of my old college friends moved to SF and as far as I know, they still work barista jobs which don't pay any more than anywhere else. I lived in Portland's Chinatown for a bit (second biggest Chinatown gate in the world next to SF's but not much as far as Chinese culture- personally I love SF's Chinatown) for 0/mo a few years ago, and besides junkies crashing in the stairwell, not much to complain about. And a few of the stereotypes were true: my next door neighbors would play mahjong until 4AM and were very unfriendly to me, even though I gave them one of my band's CDs after they complained about my piano playing.

They whole bay is nuts for housing. I am thinking about taking a job in San Jose but they will have to pony up more dough just for us to survive.

She's a hipster?
Man they're really letting themselves go.

The rent in the north bay's gone up about 00 a month since I moved here ~3 years ago. New money, and tech people trying to escape LA while they still can.

Nothing screams "hipster" like a racist tour guide...

Life time resident of the bay area piping in here. SF rent prices have been slowly pushing residents out since at least the 90's (people, with a straight face, are discussing investing in new condos/apartments in Hunter's Point to try and upgrade the neighborhood...the final frontier of gentrification in the city). After the dotcom boom, we kept thinking we had seen the worst of it and things would go back to sane levels, but it keeps getting more and more expensive to live here.

Straight up, if you're coming to live in the Bay Area, just scratch the idea of living in SF city limits unless you're making fucking bank. Save yourself a lot of heartache and expect a more reasonable living condition: like renting in almost any other city and BARTing in.

Oakland is cool, but it's also starting to get ridiculous. It's like the overflow for the people who gentrified SF during the dotcom boom/bust, who found themselves gentrified out by the next gen of young and wealthy.

For the record, I'm not whining about gentrification in the Bay Area. At least not anymore. People have been pushed out of their neighborhoods so many times, for so long around here that I've become numb to it. SF is worst, because I don't even know WTF SF's identity is anymore. It use to be really diverse, but now all I see is an island for people with a lot of cash to burn. The rest of us simply commute in/out to work. We only add to the culture M-F, 8AM-8PM

...and fuck this chick's noise.

Chink's noise? You are just as bad you stupid shit!!

Again, definitely makes this totally okay.