Or we could just splash water on our ass like every other civilized country.

Seriously why did bidets never take off here? A cultural hatred of everything French sounding? A powerful paper lobby?

I saw one in a hotel a few years ago in Florida and took a picture, that's how exotic it was to me. Question is, what's the inherent difference between using a bidet and just dropping trou and doing the same thing in the shower (assuming you have a shower with good water pressure, or even better a jet option?) That, and if you have to shit at work, do you just walk out with a wet ass, or do workplace restrooms provide towels? Because I ain't using no paper towels on my shiny metal ass.

That's a water fountain, stop washing your ass with it.

Forgot the stars!

Jesus that took me to a high resolution mostly shaved panty model page. I mean so high resolution you could see folds and stray pube hairs poking out.

THANK YOU

I'll admit that I have emergency dish towels that are strictly for emergencies that I was separately in the tub, etc. but what's the point of a brown one? That's even more cray than the black toilet paper advertised on here.