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Desc:Mild sarcasm? NOT IN MY TOWN.
Category:News & Politics, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Cops, florida, assholes, sarcasm
Submitted:Xenocide
Date:10/29/14
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Comment count is 35
Binro the Heretic
Go back to Noo Yawk, asshole. We have enough home-grown dickhead cops.
CrimsonHyperSloth
Good on the kid, that was awesome.

The cop should be fired and barred from any police force.
oddeye
That cop was just mad cause he fanatically enforces separation of church and state AS HE SHOULD. Good for him, standing up to unconstitutional terrorists.

Freedom isn't free.
EvilHomer
Please, please, PLEASE tell me the kid's name is Kurgan.

EvilHomer
Not a reply to you.

oddeye
But you just did!? Two times!!!

Adham Nu'man
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC ODDEYE?!? THIS IS A WEBSITE WITH STANDARDS YOU LITTLE BITCH!

yogarfield
I need more context, but it seems like the cop is doing everything to let this kid go, kid throws out the smarm, and cop does nothing. Am I missing something?

Sure, the cop isn't biting his tongue. But he did bite his fists, his cuffs, his tazer, his everything we expect of cop vids these days. He sonned a wise-ass kid, then let him go.

5 for the cop making sure kid knew his name and how it was spelled.

infinite zest
From what I can tell it was a thousand dollar ticket for a non-visible license plate or something. I'd be pissed off too and would probably say something different if it happened to me. In the YT comments he mentions that this was the end of a ten minute conversation, which at least as of right now isn't released, which probably led to the increased fine in the first place.

That guy
That cop wakes up like that every day.

"You want to fucking test me, jelly jar? I've unscrewed more motherfucking lids than you've seen at the goddamn factory.

Now get on the knife and spread on the toast before I fucking lose it and scoop you all out on the floor!

WAIT FOR THE FUCKING BUTTER!!!"

Rodents of Unusual Size
This is a sitcom waiting to happen.

ShiftlessRastus
5 for easy flowing labored analogies. I had a gym teacher who could do that.

Jet Bin Fever
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Kid Fenris
Cop's just embarrassed about sneezing on the job.
Prickly Pete
Attention all dumb asses: DON'T GIVE THE COPS A REASON. Why is this such a hard concept to understand? Cops are assholes. They have been since the beginning of time. There are still dipshits out there who haven't got the memo? Yes sir. No sir. Thank you. Sure, you could NOT do that just out of some stupid ass principle that nobody gives a fuck about except you, or you could just, you know, get over yourself and try to get on with your day. Sorry if you have to swallow your pride for 10 seconds and it costs you a video you could upload onto youtube you narcissistic asshole.
oddeye
If you don't flaunt your power people think you are powerless and when people think the cops are powerless they become criminals. Stuff like this actually make us all safer. Of course no news station will take the side of peace and order, not enough headlines I guess.

Xenocide
Yeah, this kid is totally an asshole for not letting a bully get his way.

oddeye
Listen bitch, when a cop tells you to do something you FUCKING DO IT. Doesn't matter if it's being quiet or a strangling a tiny robin to death. You don't ask why, you don't say no, YOU FUCKING DO IT.

This is THE REAL WORLD. This isn't your namby-pamby pussy-ass liberal art college anymore, bitch. All those scenarios your little human rights club rehearsed and all those constitutional rights you think you have don't mean SHIT in the real world, bitch. Cops have the complete backing of the state AND the people to light up any skinny that endangers those that they protect and serve WITHOUT QUESTION and by endanger I definitely include being sassy.

Next time a cop tells you to stick 3 fingers into the rectum of a cashier at McDonald's, DON'T THINK, COMPLY.

Prickly Pete
"Next time a cop tells you to stick 3 fingers into the rectum of a cashier at McDonald's, DON'T THINK, COMPLY."

The half-assed "point" you're trying to make here falls apart because 9,999 times out of 10,000, a cop isn't going to ask you to do anything that outrageous. You can't draw a distinction between "don't smart off to cops" and "SODOMIZE UPON REQUEST!"? We're not robots; there's a thing called "common sense" that tells you where the line is. It's not a matter of, "Well if you DON'T smart off to cops then next thing you know they're gonna be asking you to strangle animals to death!" I assure you, they won't. But if it makes you feel better we can hold off on this debate until the next time you get pulled over and I'll make you a deal: DON'T be a dick to him, and let's see if he asks you to anally rape someone. If he does then I'll admit I was wrong.

infinite zest
It just so happens I was having a Big Mac attack..

oddeye
Dude, I am completely agreeing with you. If a cop were to tell you to do something LIKE sticking fingers into someone's ass, give them 8 anal probes or perform oral sex then you absolutely SHOULD do it because they are cops. Experiments conducted by Milgram and cases like the Mount Washington "sexually abuse a co-worker cause a phony cop phoned" strip search phone scams have shown that in general people will do whatever the fuck a cop wants and that's a GREAT thing!!

That's why every cop is picked from the most prized of stock and given the ultimate in training so that these awesome powers they wield are used properly. Each American cop is basically a member of SEAL Team 6 when it comes to being fair and righteous.

So, in closing. Just do it.

Adham Nu'man
Personally, I am very respectful of cops. I'll always address them as Officer, and will always try to comply in a respectful manner if I'm being told to do or not do something that is reasonable legally speaking. Most cops are just regular people with a job to do and I'm not going to get all Rage Against the Machine at every interaction I have with them.

That said, I've met some asshole cops in my life who wanted to intimidate me based on the "I AM THE LAW" kind of gravitas they think they have, and who wanted me to follow orders based on absolutely no legal grounds. Cops are not The Law, they are The Law's bitch, and, while maintaining a perfectly respectful tone of voice and language, we are perfectly within our right to remind them of that.

EvilHomer
Yeah, saying "God Bless You" is a reason to be arrested.

FatFatuousNation
What, you have notions about human dignity, prosocial behavior, or high standards for government officials? Nobody gives a shit! You're shit, I'm shit, everything is shit, we're helpless infants rolling in shit.

Furthermore, it's good for us! Bending over and taking it when a man with a deadly firearm becomes unhinged over mild sarcasm is the foundation of a fair and just society.

BHWW
It doesn't matter if you're being sarcastic or not, you can easily be perceived as being sarcastic by Joe Law Enforcer and thus meriting their wrath.

You always have to assume the average officers on patrol are just really dense people, like borderline disabled. So naturally if you talk all high falutin' or smart or anything, or constantly engage in the grievous error of speaking with a higher-than-7th-grade level vocabulary, they will only follow every tenth word and it'll just make them defensive and piss them off and they'll conclude you're trying to be a wiseass even if you aren't, actually, and that's easily filed under "contempt of cop", the worst crime a civilian can commit in many a police officer's eyes.
And they have guns and can shoot you just for being smarter than they are and totally get away with it.

"Yes ma'am" and "No sir" are about all cops can handle. If they weren't mentally challenged, they'd at least be detectives, not running around in uncomfortable uniforms Tasering the fuck out of kids for getting "lippy" and shooting dogs at random.

CuteLucca
I like all the police officers in my town. They're unfailingly polite and have good senses of humor. They respond to calls promptly and with appropriate force. I feel like I'm the crazy one here cause I'm apparently the only one on poe that feels that way. I see all the videos of cops being assholes, sure, and there's assholes in every profession. But that doesn't mean ALL police officers are jerks, just like not ALL mcdonalds employees are jerking off in the mayonnaise and not ALL doctors leave forceps inside their patients' chest cavities after surgery.
EvilHomer
Cops are nice to me, too. I'm a well-spoken, substance-free white male who spends most of his time in a nice oceanside suburb; I have no clue why the one cop I see an average of twice of a month while he's on his way to work doesn't just roll up and shoot me.

oddeye
I went fishing with a police officer and while he did mention that picnics weren't allowed when I ate a sandwich he didn't beat me to death and I was still invited to his daughters wedding.

I don't see what the fuss is either.

EvilHomer
I was never invited to a cop's wedding, but my friend was, and she had this really nice weed that she shared with us at her party the next week, on the condition that nobody smoke it outside. Her other cop friends said we were in an "amnesty zone", and they kept their word.

Also I met this sheriff in the backwoods of Kentucky once. He was really cool; he used to get drunk and let teenagers take his helicopter out for a spin. I think he got fired a few years ago on account of a crash, but I haven't really stayed in contact with anyone down there.

namtar
People who have had good experiences with cops: are you all white?

Not actually being sarcastic, I've seen first hand the difference in how police treat minorities vs white people.

ShiftlessRastus
#NOTALLCOPS

chumbucket
Perfect place to roll dramatic opening credits for "MacLeod - That's The Name!"
Rodents of Unusual Size
That dude needs to calm down a notch but that was far from the worst thing that could have happened.
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