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Desc:It's like a Frankenstein strapped a dozen cobwebs to his fingers and coated himself in Chucky dolls.
Category:Video Games, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:survival horror, zero punctuation, Yahtzee, The Evil Within, BLAH SPOOKY
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
Date:10/31/14
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Nominal
I'm excited to see where Aliens Colonial Marines ever evolving bait and switch tactic will go next!
infinite zest
I turned out watching a LP of the first chapter, and frankly it looks like a lot of fun. It would've been scarier without the annoying floating head in the corner but I'll try to find some non-commentary ones because I'm pretty hooked. In the introduction, he's already gotten his foot half-chainsawed off limping around and goes down a blood waterslide. Then the city explodes or something. "Welcome to whatever the fuck this is.." (Cue True Detective-esque intro sequence)

Might be more fun to watch than to play though, kind of like Mikami's "other" game, which still scares the pants off me when the doggies jump through the window. Anyway, I turned out having weird dreams about this game, which for whatever reason had Simpsons characters in it too.
Caminante Nocturno
I once had a dream where I was watching TV with Cardcaptor Sakura and whatever we were watching had Sonic the Hedgehog wearing blackface.

Waugh
It's like the faithful dog in my head that won't stop barking.
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Sexy Duck Cop
Normally I love campy haunted house-style spooktaculars, but Evil Within annoys me on a philosophical level because it embodies everything wrong with video game horror. If Mikami was winking and nudging us the whole time, just having a lot of fun with the insane premise, this game would be awesome. But it's not. It's an old man desperately trying to recapture the fading glory of his former youth by trying way, way too hard to scare you by coating every surface of every level in intestines and cobwebs and creatures from the Black Lagoon that are haggling with a realtor over the terms of a timeshare haunted house, which they share with Chucky.

Evil Within reminds me a lot of that scene in Walk Hard where Dewey Cox, entering his 40's and fearing irrelevance, decides that it's time to create The Greatest Song Ever, which is three hours long and contains every instrument in human history.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Evil Within reminds me that Bethesda STILL hasn't said when they're fucking releasing Fallout 4, dammit!

infinite zest
Yeah.. I doubt I'll watch all 26 parts, and little things from the first one pissed me off, like the old elevator that conveniently opens and shuts as your character lunges into it as you're chased by the chainsaw guy. AND the fact that you're able to run shortly after your're badly injured, AND the fact that you're perfectly capable of sneaking up and stabbing enemies when you couldn't with the chainsaw guy, even though you cut yourself free with a knife!

badideasinaction
The message is that the mentally ill are ill-suited for raising the mentally ill, and having the internet as a surrogate parent doesn't help much either.
Nominal
Whoooooooooah

Caminante Nocturno
Did you accidentally post a comment about Gamergate here?

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