|urbanelf - 2014-11-07 |
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, too, and a plumber and two bartenders.
Hey! I don't get no respect!
|simon666 - 2014-11-07 |
I'd love more than anything to see a wide shop video of him shooting these things and whether or not he's in a park or any other place people can see him.
|Raggamuffin - 2014-11-07 |
The nightmarish pathos of a sad, broken man laid bare.
Jet Bin Fever
He practically said that doing #249 was the only thing that got him out of bed this morning. That seems pretty broken to me.
If he was truly broken, he wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Comedy keeps Dan going; when he loses that, *then* he will be broken. And, of course, we won't see him break, because he'll be too broken to film it and upload the results.
“The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.” -Ernest Hemingway
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-07 |
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
When there's no one around
|Scrimmjob - 2014-11-07 |
I hope if we post enough of these we can get user: catsmom to post more dirt about danthedeadbeatdadman.
|ShiftlessRastus - 2014-11-08 |
If an editor was to go back through all 249 comedy acts, could they put together a competent five minute open-mic set? When they had finished typing it up, would they pin it to their shirt and hang themselves?
|kamlem - 2014-11-08 |
The "V" is silent?
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