A lot of SEARS USA have closed down here, but it's nice to know Mikey boy hasn't stooped as low as fellow SNLers lie Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider
We had Meyer and Frank and GI Joes (really) and they're replaced by H&M and Dicks (really)
I think Sears is just not willing to compete, and would rather cling to their aging/dying upper-middle-class target market with white knuckles instead of lowering their prices.
Just today I went to buy winter jackets for the kids. I first checked Old Navy and they were about with 30% off. Then checked Sears, they were 0 with 20% off. Fuck that.
Sears could pull that shit off back in the 80s/90s when they were the only store in the mall and they dominated the rural retail market with their catalog service, but not anymore.
5 sad stars for the Myers' (I went to Mike's high school)
My brother works at the Bay, which is a marginally nicer store. Take that Mr. Hollywood!
Long time employment with Sears Canada is guaranteed...even...the grave...doesn't end your employment...
Myers, you have 0,000,000, what the fuck are you doing?
Good job, Sears. Nothing says "Hey, everyone, we're still relevant!" like an appearance by Mike Myers.
Myers is obviously doing this for fun and his brother.
Sears is dying because it's being run by a maniac Randroid named Eddie Lampert. It's lost half it's value since 2010 because he put all of Ayn Rand's philosophy into practice when he became CEO.
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