He's going the right way for a punch to the face.
|Adham Nu'man |
We need to make microphones really really really expensive.
I would never advocate punching someone simply for speaking but I guess every rule has its exceptions.
|That guy |
Geeks find this guy to be awkward and annoying.
I watched a couple random 3-second bursts of this- unbearable.
Why even bother watching it?
His worst fear is being ignored.
To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee ...
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Is this one of the guys from that "gaming grumps" channel that Youtube keeps insisting on recommending to me?
Is this "The Gamers with Gumption"
I'm not that familiar with it, but I'm pretty sure he isn't one of those guys? Unless they brought in more guys.
Based solely on the preview images of THEIR videos this is pretty much what I'd expect, though.
I mean they're really easy to hate on because they have the biggest single fanbase on youtube, but they're pretty entertaining sometimes:
I sometimes put them on during work when I'm working on something mind-numbing.
Sexy Duck Cop
I'm sorry you've roused the ire of Youtube's searchbots.
I once made the mistake of marathoning Blind Date (SHUT UP IT WAS A GENUINELY FUNNY SHOW) and now 99% of my recommendations are anal bleaching kits and AIDS vaccines.
|Maggot Brain |
HEY, I'M GRUMP, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Which PoE poster is this? Enjoy?
|The New Meat |
I can't decide whether being self-aware would make this more obnoxious. Because it certainly couldn't make it less.
|Prickly Pete |
I've never heard the words "Hey I'm grump" so many times in all my life.
Youtube Superstars would truly be the most evil theme week possible.
Sexy Duck Cop
If SolRo ever posts again, I swear to God I will make this happen.
You have 24 hours.
I'd like to add that these videos are no different than a reality tv clip or some celebrity gossip video.
They're all attention whores and you're part of the problem
Sexy Duck Cop
THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN.
--A one-eyed madman cloaked in raven feathers
----Also probably Raiden in Mortal Kombat at some point, I don't know
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
HE'S GRUMP! HE'S GRUMP! HE'S GRUMP! He's in my head!
HE'S GRUMP! HE'S GRUMP! HE'S GRUMP! Wish he was dead!
I liked this guy, and I assume that everybody on the internet wants attention, and I appreciate that he's promoting his youtube channel. I'd be willing to forgive everything about this except the shameful and ham-handed mongering of catch phrases. There are youtubers like Olga Kay who repeat their damn catch phrase three times in a two minute video, and it makes me want to punch something.
So fuck you, Grump.
Do you have a catchphrase? You should come up with one; maybe that will help you become Youtube famous!
Wasn't Grum the badly animated guy on Tim and Eric
Why is this person doing this? That's not even his... thing.
I could only make it 20 seconds into this video before I had to click out.
The YouTube celebrity fan culture is really depressing, because it's the great white hope for a legion of the most socially awkward who think they can channel their social brokenness into a career.
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