"You know what's another good name for a movie staring carrot top? Box off ice poison!
"Wait.... I bet that "board" is spelled b o r e d!"
oddeye - 2014-11-14 I thought this was going to be that movie with Brendan Fraiser or whatever. The one where he wears a goofy helmet and has a rocket pack.
This is somehow worse.
jreid - 2014-11-14 That's what I thought as well - took me about 3 minutes of watching this to realize it wasn't.
Potrod - 2014-11-14 Are we really pretending that The Rocketeer is some forgotten dreck worthy of the Horrible Movie Infinity Tag, or is there some other rocket pack movie that actually does star Brendan Fraser that I've forgotten about?
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-11-14 Brendan Fraser didn't star in The Rocketeer. Billy Campbell did. I know this because Billy Campbell was responsible for making me gay.
Brendan Fraser was in a bunch of other shitty films including an animated film where he plays an astronaut blue alien or something. This is because his wife was crazy and took him for all he was worth because she's a psycho bitch.
yogarfield - 2014-11-15 No no, you guys are thinking of Christian blockbuster "Rocket Pack Jack and the Babylon Virus". But Brendan Fraser isn't in that one either.
...I watch too many Jesus flicks.
garcet71283 - 2014-11-15 The rocketeer was great and you know it.
chumbucket - 2014-11-14 The entire film demands a cartoony soundtrack throughout.
Hailey2006 - 2014-11-14 Oh god, we had to watch this in Science class in middle school