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Desc:The real truth may surprise you.
Category:Humor
Tags:monster, satan, lucifer, milf, Christine Weick
Submitted:infinite zest
Date:11/20/14
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SteamPoweredKleenex
We need more "conspiracies" like this. Well done.
Maggot Brain
Never notice that the "O" in the Monster logo looks like an "Φ" the Greek and Russian letter "F"? "Φ" also has numerical value of 50. Take 50 and divide by 7, the number of letters in the word monster, you get 7.14, or July 14th, Bastille Day. Ergo, Monster Energy is responsible for the French Revolution.
That guy
Why is this being covered up, and by whom?

Nominal
The most amusing thing about those kind of conspiracy theories is the idea that secret societies of spoiled frat boys who are busy paddling and dripping hot wax on each other somehow have a huge thing for complex numerical anagrams in their schemes like they were mathematical Riddlers.

takewithfood
Well, obviously.
yogarfield
"Don't they?"

Yes, yes they do. However the real question is why are you using images of Christ being crucified with nails in his palms? The Romans drove spikes between the ulna and radius during crucifixions, the bones in the hand are not strong enough to support the weight of a fully grown criminal like Jesus. What are you trying to cover up here, lommen1?

(upon looking up his username I saw the depressingly huge viewcount)

In order to enjoy Monster energy drink to remain without supporting the antichrist, simply drink with a straw, thus avoiding inverting the cross.
infinite zest
Hahahaha yeah. Who actually turns their can all the way upside down anyway?

yogarfield
"to remain witthout supporting"

Forgive me, the devil is melting my brain.

Lef
bravo.
Jet Bin Fever
But what about the MILF connection?
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