Mother Lumper - 2014-11-23 The goat's owners listed him for sale as 'not fixed' which probably means he regularly covers himself in his own piss. Don't think you'd want him coming at you whether he had horns or not.
fluffy - 2014-11-22 Good thing Voldemort didn't lick him!
infinite zest - 2014-11-22 Could've been worse dweeb. I've seen goats spin people in circles for no reason when they jump on a trampoline and they get rewarded for that sort of behavior.