infinite zest - 2014-11-19
I never got overarching terms like "Country" to describe styles of things like vegetables or noodles. Or even croutons. I mean, the chances of your soup being contaminated with a tiny amount of city pigeon poop is a lot less scary to think about than a big horse just taking a big poop virtually inches away from the soup that's being made in the country.
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SolRo - 2014-11-19 it describes things that are thicker and heartier, not like your mincy little city vegetables.
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SolRo - 2014-11-19 but basically larger.
Like the vegetables were cut by a lazy idiot without any ability to use a knife, and a drunken yokel couldn't be assed to make thinner noodles before getting back to the moonshine jug.
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infinite zest - 2014-11-19 Just throw the whole fucking thing in there. Ta-daaaa! Lazanga Soup!!!!!!!!!
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jreid - 2014-11-19 Cup-A-Poop
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Maggot Brain - 2014-11-19
You never had soup in a cup EVER!
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infinite zest - 2014-11-19 I've actually been so hungry that I ate this shit right out of the box because we didn't pay our water bill.
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SolRo - 2014-11-19 I've had soup in a cup.
...in my defense, those instant miso soup portions are really small. One packet just ends up being a sad puddle in a regular bowl.
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Maggot Brain - 2014-11-19 Lies! Soup in a cup is myth, just like the holocaust.
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gravelstudios - 2014-11-19 @infinite zest: I regularly eat dry instant oatmeal right out of the pouch with a spoon. Apples and cinnamon is much better that way, IMO.
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infinite zest - 2014-11-19 This is true. I've also eaten soup out of an ice cream cone. Don't knock it til ya tried it yallz.
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TeenerTot - 2014-11-20 I eat soup out of an old paint can. Also, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I am five hundred feet tall.
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Robin Kestrel - 2014-11-19
Hearty Chicken Supreme was boss, but I have not seen it in years. So much better than the Cream of Chicken you can get today.
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Monkey Napoleon - 2014-11-19
Now, whenever I see old-timey food commercials in this style, I'm reminded of that one amazing Cream of Wheat porno.
Goddamn you, internet.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19 Night Dreams. You owe it to yourself to watch the whole movie.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19 Cafe Flesh, too. I wish Jerry Stahl had stuck with writing uncomfortable, dystopian arthouse porno.
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Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19
This is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business.
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cognitivedissonance - 2014-11-19
My mother used Lipton's onion soup in her meatloaf. I was surprised to learn this was not a normal thing when I grew up.
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