|infinite zest - 2014-11-19 |
I never got overarching terms like "Country" to describe styles of things like vegetables or noodles. Or even croutons. I mean, the chances of your soup being contaminated with a tiny amount of city pigeon poop is a lot less scary to think about than a big horse just taking a big poop virtually inches away from the soup that's being made in the country.
it describes things that are thicker and heartier, not like your mincy little city vegetables.
but basically larger.
Like the vegetables were cut by a lazy idiot without any ability to use a knife, and a drunken yokel couldn't be assed to make thinner noodles before getting back to the moonshine jug.
Just throw the whole fucking thing in there. Ta-daaaa! Lazanga Soup!!!!!!!!!
|Maggot Brain - 2014-11-19 |
You never had soup in a cup EVER!
I've actually been so hungry that I ate this shit right out of the box because we didn't pay our water bill.
I've had soup in a cup.
...in my defense, those instant miso soup portions are really small. One packet just ends up being a sad puddle in a regular bowl.
Lies! Soup in a cup is myth, just like the holocaust.
@infinite zest: I regularly eat dry instant oatmeal right out of the pouch with a spoon. Apples and cinnamon is much better that way, IMO.
This is true. I've also eaten soup out of an ice cream cone. Don't knock it til ya tried it yallz.
I eat soup out of an old paint can. Also, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I am five hundred feet tall.
|Robin Kestrel - 2014-11-19 |
Hearty Chicken Supreme was boss, but I have not seen it in years. So much better than the Cream of Chicken you can get today.
|Monkey Napoleon - 2014-11-19 |
Now, whenever I see old-timey food commercials in this style, I'm reminded of that one amazing Cream of Wheat porno.
Goddamn you, internet.
Night Dreams. You owe it to yourself to watch the whole movie.
Cafe Flesh, too. I wish Jerry Stahl had stuck with writing uncomfortable, dystopian arthouse porno.
|Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19 |
This is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business.
|cognitivedissonance - 2014-11-19 |
My mother used Lipton's onion soup in her meatloaf. I was surprised to learn this was not a normal thing when I grew up.
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