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Desc:That woman is way too impressed by croutons.
Tags:80s, soup, lipton, croutons
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Comment count is 23
infinite zest - 2014-11-19
I never got overarching terms like "Country" to describe styles of things like vegetables or noodles. Or even croutons. I mean, the chances of your soup being contaminated with a tiny amount of city pigeon poop is a lot less scary to think about than a big horse just taking a big poop virtually inches away from the soup that's being made in the country.
SolRo - 2014-11-19
it describes things that are thicker and heartier, not like your mincy little city vegetables.

SolRo - 2014-11-19
but basically larger.

Like the vegetables were cut by a lazy idiot without any ability to use a knife, and a drunken yokel couldn't be assed to make thinner noodles before getting back to the moonshine jug.

infinite zest - 2014-11-19
Just throw the whole fucking thing in there. Ta-daaaa! Lazanga Soup!!!!!!!!!

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-11-19
These vegetables have old fashioned family values.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-11-19
but they may be a little racist, or possibly hooked on meth.

jreid - 2014-11-19

Maggot Brain - 2014-11-19
You never had soup in a cup EVER!
infinite zest - 2014-11-19
I've actually been so hungry that I ate this shit right out of the box because we didn't pay our water bill.

SolRo - 2014-11-19
I've had soup in a cup.

...in my defense, those instant miso soup portions are really small. One packet just ends up being a sad puddle in a regular bowl.

StanleyPain - 2014-11-19
I don't think the commercial is implying you've NEVER had soup in a cup, but rather you've never had soup in a cup LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!

Maggot Brain - 2014-11-19
Lies! Soup in a cup is myth, just like the holocaust.

gravelstudios - 2014-11-19
@infinite zest: I regularly eat dry instant oatmeal right out of the pouch with a spoon. Apples and cinnamon is much better that way, IMO.

infinite zest - 2014-11-19
This is true. I've also eaten soup out of an ice cream cone. Don't knock it til ya tried it yallz.

TeenerTot - 2014-11-20
I eat soup out of an old paint can. Also, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I am five hundred feet tall.

Robin Kestrel - 2014-11-19
Hearty Chicken Supreme was boss, but I have not seen it in years. So much better than the Cream of Chicken you can get today.
Monkey Napoleon - 2014-11-19
Now, whenever I see old-timey food commercials in this style, I'm reminded of that one amazing Cream of Wheat porno.

Goddamn you, internet.
Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19
Night Dreams. You owe it to yourself to watch the whole movie.

Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19
Cafe Flesh, too. I wish Jerry Stahl had stuck with writing uncomfortable, dystopian arthouse porno.

Old_Zircon - 2014-11-19
This is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business.
boner - 2014-11-19
this is the correct comment

cognitivedissonance - 2014-11-19
My mother used Lipton's onion soup in her meatloaf. I was surprised to learn this was not a normal thing when I grew up.
CuteLucca - 2014-11-20
My mom used cream of mushroom in her meatloaf. I cant imagine a meatloaf without a can of soup included.

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