Jet Bin Fever I wish I could send you my copy of it. The synopsis is amazing, but other than a few choice scenes it isn't very memorable sadly. All the stuff that happens on the boat before the island is pretty hilarious if I recall. It starts out like a porn movie, then then they awkwardly throw in the cannibals.
baleen When things are that bad I usually click around looking for the good stuff.
Rodents of Unusual Size This literally has everything I could ever want in a movie. I feel at peace just knowing it exists.
Rudy At the very least, I finally know where they buried those goddamn Kung-Fu fighters.