WHERE DO I WATCH THIS FINE NEW SHOW!?

"WHORES DON'T GET CARS!"

Sir, I strongly disagree with you.

This is the best purity ball EVER!

I've watched all the american episodes (none of the british). I like it, There's been some shoddy writing with drama built up over things that never get an outcome. But, otherwise it's fucking great. Seriously give it a shot.

"Jesus...is in me."

I tried to explain what purity balls are to a few people the other day, and they didn't believe me.

Seems like every premium channel series falls into a comedy centering around a lovable fuckup (Californication, Shameless) or a ruthless asshole's struggle for power (Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones).

This reminds me of a dirtier Arrested Development. The only problem is when they focus on characters that aren't the Gallaghers. The Gallaghers are a mostly believable family of trashy fuckups running all sorts of schemes to get by. All the Not Gallaghers are cartoons that reek of trying too hard. For every scene of William Macy bribing a 12 year old with a joint to punch his grandchild so he can step in and look the hero to his mother, there's terrible scenes of the annoying neighbor couple shooting gimp porn or having a kid through the wife's mother. Then there's the really awful cartoon characters like this girl who gets off on blowing boys under the table while they read science text books and her parents are in the room, the crazy family friend who thinks she's an Indian shaman, the nympho college roommate who's a cartoon control freak, the nympho pedophile who rubs Nair on a guy's dick before eating peanut butter off of it, and...jesus I just realized how they lean on "crazy nympho" for 90% of the women side characters.

Show is worth watching if you fast forward through all the Not Gallagher scenes.

http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg

At first I thought this was a reality show. Don't knowhether to be disappointed or relieved.

I GET IT!