This needs to be polished more, but it's a great idea. He needs high impact energy music and maybe some extra characters on the side who can break the flow a little.
The 'monolopy' tag needs to be fixed for searchability. (It's only linked because this video's there twice.) Keep the title.
Monopoly is essentially a blitzkrieg followed by a slow grind towards being put out of your misery and being grateful for it. There is little strategy beyond conning your senile grandmother and brain dead in-laws.
As with life, Monopoly is a game that no-one can win, yet all of us are forced to play. Fuck Monopoly.
A lot of the shitty experiences of Monopoly come from the fact that almost no one plays it right. Nobody gets anything for landing on Free Parking, and not buying a property you land on means it goes up for public auction. That puts a lot more strategy behind it.
But really, it's all about grabbing up the railroads and orange properties.
OH MY GOD YOU CAN BE DERPY!!!!!!!
This was *clearly* made with dorks in mind. Derpy, Vinyl Scratch, and Dr Whooves?! It's just too bad they added Twilicorn and not one of the actually good members of the Mane Six; my guess is that they either included her to troll the fans, or to try and broaden the product's appeal for My Little Poseurs.
My great grandmother would hoard thousands underneath the gameboard that would be revealed when you thought you had her on the ropes.
That is how you play Monopoly.
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