|IrishWhiskey - 2014-12-03 |
Nice backyard. Decorating sense of a 12 year old who read a new age Aquaman rip-off comic book in the 80s and has no imagination beyond 'LEDS EVERYWHERE!', but nice backyard.
All that granite and tile is just going to be awful 70% of the year round in Minnesota. You gotta wear think socks every night to bed or leave the heating on overnight, otherwise you'll wake up every morning and freeze your toes to the floor.
I freeze my toes to the floor on purpose.
|Architeuthis Tux - 2014-12-03 |
Awe and wonder.
And I watched it with the sound off. I can only imagine that his narration adds that little something extra.
It adds a lot. There's a constant combination in the same sentence of "This is a special mystical evocative part of the house which I thought seriously about" and "by which I mean it's a band logo I put some LEDs behind in colors I like."
The (plastic?) Marlin he claims he caught has a spear "that rivals Poseidon's Trident", the red LED gives the house a beating heart, the eye gives it vision, and so forth.
"If you leave this room unsatisfied, you have only yourself to blame."
Also, note that the statue of Poseidon's face looks like his own.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-12-03 |
I assumed it would be but I couldn't find it.
It's either a dupe or I saw it in the hopper and it never made out.
Why doesn't he give a tour of the roofie closet?
|Gmork - 2014-12-03 |
I would be embarrassed to live in that house. Good decision to convert that gaudiness into currency.
|cognitivedissonance - 2014-12-03 |
The Godsmack logo elevated it to something else.
The Enigma did it for me. I think it's Enigma, anyway.
|Meerkat - 2014-12-03 |
If I had the money I would buy this thing just to keep me in stitches for the rest of my unnatural life.
Seriously, I would crack up every time I opened my eyes so I would have to have special goggles that would render everything in "untextured" or "wireframe" just to let me navigate to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't want to make even the smallest sacrifice to any other part of my life to get it, but I would love to have something this stupid.
|TeenerTot - 2014-12-03 |
I'll bet the place smells like old spooge.
|Old_Zircon - 2014-12-03 |
If The Jerk had been set in 1997, this is what Navin's mansion would have looked like.
|Old_Zircon - 2014-12-03 |
I'd also like to point out that THIS MAN IS/WAS A DOCTOR.
Would you want this man to be your doctor? Would you trust his judgement?
He took out my appendix and installed LEDs.
"I am a Thelemite and ritual magician also known as Ananael Qaa who has been practicing for more than 25 years. I have a degree in experimental psychology from Saint Olaf College, a well-regarded Lutheran school that has a surprisingly good collection of Aleister Crowley's work, and have been involved in Ordo Templi Orientis since 1995 and Masonry since 1997. In the mundane world, I have worked as a software developer since 1992."
This explains everything!
|Raggamuffin - 2014-12-03 |
A house purpose built for filming soft porn.
also he seems to say "POE-seidon"
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-12-03 |
How do you think he got all this money? Nutritional supplements?
|infinite zest - 2014-12-03 |
Sorry, but Poseidon is the wrong god for anything in the midwest. Who wants a deity who can't do shit for 6 months out of the year??
|Binro the Heretic - 2014-12-03 |
It's like the headquarters of a villain from a cheap 1980s post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie.
I'm picturing Donald Pleasance in a silver and white robe sipping champagne from a tall flute while casually ordering the hero be put to death in the motorcycle arena.
It's fascinating how he spent tens of thousands on decorations for an already impressive house, yet it comes off looking cheaper than 90 dollar B-movie sets.
|Maggot Brain - 2014-12-04 |
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