|Binro the Heretic |
"Aaah! SHIT! What do I do? What do I do? Those creatures are really dangerous! Maybe...if I stand really still in the shadows, here...PHEW!"
Can bears apply backstab damage on a bite attack? I guess he must have, since that old woman couldn't have lasted more than a single combat round.
I've got it.
We, the audience, think we spotted the bear. The twist is, the bear actually made his hide check ON US. That old man going back into the house? *That* old man is not *the* old man. That old man is really the bear, expertly disguised in the now-dead old man's things. The sneaky bear has deceived us all, and now he's going to live like a king in the old man's house, with nobody any the wiser.
|Old People |
Also, a true gentleman of the Greatest Generation always leaves his bitch to be devoured.
"I don't remember having a statue right there, oh well"
|That guy |
Bear's hide check is a 10. Not good at this short distance.
Let's roll for the old people. 14.
Adjusted, that's a..... THREE? A three?
Their spot check is minus 11? Come on.
3 stars because that old man taked fuking forever to open and lock the door
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