They come on my Nightwish Pandora station once in a while.. if you like operatic synth/female-driven metal I'd recommend them.

Here's a quote from the bassist:

"Although pain was pretty bad right away, I was merely pissed off at myself for not paying attention [to the streamers]. During the next song, pain got worse though, and I had the feeling I was bleeding. Pretty soon pain got to the point where I could barely stay conscious anymore, but for some reason I did manage to finish the show and even squeeze out some grunts!"

Yes, the nut thing is incredible and very metal.

nightwish is silly and fun.

yeah, i didnt see anything happen.

amen brother

Continuing to play mediocre metal after you've ruptured a testicle is metal as fuck.

Going straight to the ER because you care more about your gonads than mediocre metal = not metal as fuck.

I see your points.

I would love that. As long as she was also OK with listening to me play Ride of the Fucking Valkyries on bass every two minutes.

I don't think I'd mind it. The worst was actually getting dragged to an Old 97s show by my ex. A couple of their songs aren't that bad, but they're basically the "alt-country" equivalent to this band's "metal."

Ride of the Valkries is metal as fuck. You and her could start a Wagnerian black metal band!

Old 97s used to be pretty great. I don't know what they sound like now. I've probably played with a thousand bands like this around the country and it never stops being annoying.

Without the description, you'd have no idea anything interesting happens.