Poor things that look like cats, but they got these long beaky nose things.

He couldnt even bother putting something there to help them get down? They were obviously struggling with the drop distance, seemed they perceived it as a a bit too far for them to comfortably fall.

Also he went to the trouble of video-taping them but did not bother counting as they emerged?

Well this is embarrassing

No, don't acknowledge him, just pretend we got out on our own

Those are the fattest raccoons I've ever seen.

I made the mistake of reading the comments...

I wish the "Don't Read Comments" twitter was still around.

fuckin' racons!

Aw, trash bears! We used to find baby ones trapped in our trash can at least once a week. They were never as brave as these dudes.