I thought this was going to be something from The Onion.

Not Beiber, becasue he's crazy in the head.

These young men are sharper than most of Beibers fans.

Didn't we hear from these lads recently?

This will be the first acceptable zombie movie in at least a decade, probably more like two.

Welp I will definitely be watching this.

This is a lot cooler than sorting glass.