betamaxed - 2014-12-15 I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy to eat an entire shaker of salt in one sitting.
The Mothership - 2014-12-15 This pumpkin thing has been here before....
infinite zest - 2014-12-15 I never knew it was an actual game so I tried playing it. I guess it's a good pedagogical tool, but unless you get nearly perfect he just walks off with a fairly sarcastic remark without tipping. Mr. Pumpkin is preparing children for a life-long career at Applebees?
EvilHomer - 2014-12-15 Food service jobs can't be outsourced, and they can't be given to illegal immigrants without revealing the company's hand. Applebees is the future of American labour. Mr Pumpkin is a pragmatic realist.
Kid Fenris - 2014-12-15 Hey, he didn't pay for any of those!