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Tags:Sonic, Fans, tag suggestions please, wtf people
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infinite zest - 2015-01-01
The buzzing. For some reason, I know that song that's in the background, and I don't know why. Maybe it was in a Dance Dance Revolution title?
fluffy - 2015-01-01
It sounds a lot like a lot of DDR tracks, most notably like CANDY* from DDRMax, although it obviously isn't that. SoundHound and Siri can't figure it out while this ramble is going on.

I'm just bored enough to try filtering out her voice and see if I can get a better recognition off of one of the various song-recognizing services.

fluffy - 2015-01-01
Ah, there's a 15-second chunk at the end where it's just the music, and Shazam recognizes that as Love Shine from Beatmania IIDX. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=875XXDfZzX8

fluffy - 2015-01-01
aw shit I watched the linked video and now I really really want to play some Beatmania for like 12 hours

at least I'm not addicted to drugs, but still, what the fuck

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
Thanks, fluffy!

infinite zest - 2015-01-02
Yay! I used to play DDR obsessively. I got these two arcade-quality (depending on the arcade/bar) Cobalt Flux ripoff metal platforms from a lesbian couple who just decided that they didn't like DDR, and were selling both for on CL. I tested them out and one of them wasn't picking up all the steps, so she dropped the price to . I took them home, did a few modifications on the one, and they both work perfectly, surviving several trips in a uhaul and a drop down a staircase, among other things. I still feel kinda bad, and even called them to say that they gave me WAY too good of a deal (should've been about 0, if not more, since they threw in a few ITG games I didn't have) and they were cool, just said they wanted them out of the house.

The weird thing is, very casual DDR players like they were would probably just buy a bundle with a plastic mat, which is pretty much fine until you get to 7-steppers, but since I was doing 10, I wanted a professional platform, because as much as I tried to modify my old ones, they'd still die quickly, but not these. It's like, if I thought Yoga seemed cool and wanted to try it out, I wouldn't go to Mata Amritanandamayi, or if I was interested in bicycles I wouldn't buy a Fendi Abici Amante. But they went all-out. Oh well. For the past few years they've been gathering dust in storage because while I'm comfortable doing it in front of perfect strangers at a barcade or in my underwear in front of my significant other, I just don't have the room for them where I am right now. Plus, between bike commuting and playing 30+ ten steppers a day, my legs got to the point where I couldn't fit into some of my jeans because muscular cankles, so I had to turn a whole bunch of nice Levi 501s into short shorts. But I do miss it so, and want to start competing again, like I do with pinball. There's someone with a higher score than me at the barcade, last time I checked.

fluffy - 2015-01-02
Yeah I was really into DDR when I was in grad school, because it was decent exercise and better for my wrists than Beatmania. But Beatmania is still my rhythm game addiction, and I am really not kidding when I say that even seeing a video of it makes me really crave playing it again.

When I was doing DDR for an hour or two a day I couldn't afford CF pads so I just duct-taped plastic mats to those spiky office chair floormats. It worked really well to keep it in place and I could actually pass 9-foot songs that way. When I was finally making decent money I bought a CF doubles set but kind of lost interest in DDR soon after that. Then I held onto them for around 8 years (taking them through several moves) before I finally sold them.

Nowadays if I feel like playing DDR I just go to Gameworks and then marvel at how out-of-shape I've gotten.

Ghoul - 2015-01-01
This video has 113,266 views.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-01
Adolf Hitler had 1,567,986 views. Total. That means this girl is nearly 1/10th Hitler.

infinite zest - 2015-01-01
(-)***** there's your negative 5, but I didn't wanna do it!

Dr Robot - 2015-01-01
Shut up Sexy Duck Cop you mook

infinite zest - 2015-01-01
All my knowledge of sonic coupling comes from Sonic 2. When sonic jumped, so did tails. And when sonic drowned, so did tails. That's love.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-01
why did Sonic move like someone coated a glacier in butter

did dr eggman coat the universe in lube

was that his sinister plot

fluffy - 2015-01-02
It's because he had frictionless shoes, which were supposed to make him run faster for some reason.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-01
I can't watch this on my device, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and also some God People Are The Worst auto-fives.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-01
Hey I just watched all twelve minutes and fifty eight seconds of this on Youtube and found her points entirely spot-on. Her argument was airtight and would shame the balls off half the Supreme Court (the half that has balls). Please psychologically change my rating to a negative five stars on account of how solid her reasoning is.

Cena_mark - 2015-01-01
I'm not really sure what to rate this, because she was pretty normal sounding for a Sonic fan girl. She wasn't yelling, fussing, or pepper spraying people over stuff.

Hugo Gorilla - 2015-01-02
If you have to make a video about the romantic pairings in Sonic the Hedgehog, you lost whatever argument you're making.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2015-01-02
Hey Evilhomer you accidentally signed in with your Sexy Duck Cop account when you made this reply.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
That's not me. Why would I negative stars her for having solid reasoning?

That guy - 2015-01-02
Load screen is enough to make me want to uninstall youtube-
No need to watch.
EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
According to her DeviantArt page, she ships TwiSentry, but I don't care, she still seems nice.
EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
A few questions I have after watching this video:

1. Wasn't AmyxSonic always the canon pairing? Now that I think about it, it was not. I knew this, I'm sure of it, and yet I keep forgetting that Amy Rosechu was a yandere stalker and not Soni-kun's canon girlfriend. Why can I never retain this information?

2. If Sonic hooks up with a non-hedgehog (i.e. pretty much everyone other than Amy), is that bestiality?

3. What is it with girls and shipping? Why don't they they focus on the important questions, like Which Ten Characters Would I Most Like to Go Inside? GIRLS ARE WEIRD.

4. ... does she do art trades?

Cena_mark - 2015-01-02
What's wrong with TwiSentry? Unlike most ships the fans come up with, that one actually has some moments in the cannon. However if we are going by cannon it makes it tricky since the only other character in the Mane 6 who's also had romantic interests is Rarity and Applejack and Applejack really wanted nothing to do with Trenderhoof.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
>> What's wrong with TwiSentry?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. I get why most fans hate that pairing, because come on, Waifu Stealer, but Twi is my least favorite Six Mane and frankly Flash can have her. From a strictly artistic standpoint, Equestria Girls' highschool romance subplot was pretty lame - it wasn't the worst part of the movie, but it was certainly one of the low points. And Flash is not really fleshed out enough to warrant giving him the honor of being declared Twi's True and Official trophy husband. But he *is* a Military Servicepony, which is obviously worth a great deal of baddass points, and hell, I guess he could be worse.

He could be Trenderhoof. Whom AJ really DID like. (it was one of those My Fair Lady/ Pride and Prejudice style anti-romances, whose true romantic nature would not become apparent until late in the story)

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
Oh, and Rarihoof and AJhoof are not the only canon romances. Flutterdash is also canon.

infinite zest - 2015-01-02
The beastiality thing is an interesting question. I could only find one instance where Mario was hooking up with a Koopa like Kootie Pie and in TMNT it's usually more like this


even though the turtles had a crush on her. In both cases, it's usually Mario and the Princess, and April and Casey. I was able to find a few Eggman/Amy fanart pics which you can look for yourself, but I won't post here because they're NSFW, but come off more like rape and less like love. But as far as Sonic goes, since they're all animals I think it's kinda OK if an Echnidna wants to fuck a bat even though it has a four-headed dong.. I dunno

Cena_mark - 2015-01-02
I'm just stating that Twisentry is one of the few actually cannon backed possibilities. I don't like it myself just because its incredibly forced and Flash Sentry is too good for Twilight. Sorry Flutterdash is not cannon. Where do you get that?
Also where the hell do you get AJHoof. AJ didn't like him one bit.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
IZ - why would animals be exempt, though? That sounds very speciesist and anthropocentric. They are all animals, but they aren't all the same kind of animal - that is, they cannot naturally reproduce with one another. Or can they?

The only thing that I can think of is that maybe Sonic fans believe, perhaps subconsciously, that so far as our cultural aversion to bestiality is concerned, exceptions should be made in the case of sentient animals. That so long as the animal has the power of speech and human reason, there is nothing wrong with it deciding to pair up with a totally different species. This line of thinking is pretty explicit within the furry subculture, so I guess Sonic fans have been brought up to think the same way, too...?

Cena - You know dang well Flutterdash is canon. They kissed. It happened.

Cena_mark - 2015-01-02
They did not not kiss. It was an animation error.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
Says the Truthers. I go by facts, not heavily-edited video hocus-pocus. They practically have to play the clip in backmasking mode to get it to fit their preconceived conspiracy narrative.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
Looking, we're getting off topic. We're talking about Miss Samantha Skunk, her Sonic pairings, and her appreciation of Flashlighting. Not which other pony ships are canon, like Flutterdash, because it totally is.

infinite zest - 2015-01-02
The fact that they can't reproduce is no different than homosexuality. Metal Sonic and Sonic couldn't make a baby, but they could always adopt.

infinite zest - 2015-01-03
Also, a lot of it has to do with verbal consent. In Sonic 2 if a fox or a human fucked a hedgehog, that's bestiality (and rape) because they couldn't say anything. And that's a crime because even if I was in a relationship with a mute person, I would still figure out the sign language for consensual intercourse before I tried putting the moves on. And in the NSFW one I didn't post, Amy seems to be enjoying Eggman plowing her, while Rogue watches and Amy could spindash away just as quickly as Rogue could fly. So I dunno. I guess in both cases it's the ability to say "no" or "stop" that constitutes the difference between anthropomorphism and fetishes and fucking a real-life sheep, where "baa" means yes and no to a different species.

Cena_mark - 2015-01-03
FLUTTERDASH IS NOT REAL!!! The supposed "kiss" was just a moment in the animation where their two mouths just got really close.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-03
>> their two mouths just got really close.

Uhhhhh, yeah, and whaddaya think a KISS is?!

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-01-02
All the lonely people.
infinite zest - 2015-01-02
Where do they all come from?

ashtar. - 2015-01-02
Oh man, the insecurity in her voice.
Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-02
There's something very adorable about her reaction to hentai.
EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
I've noticed that that's a common reaction, or at least a commonly *expressed* reaction, to first discovering hentai. One day, she will be as jaded and desensitized as the rest of us. One day.

Her reaction is actually pretty low-key, especially in light of the fact that Cream is (I guess?) unambiguously loli. I think that may be a good sign, however, as typically, the more theatrical and over-blown the neonate's reaction, the less convincing their disapproval sounds.

Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-02
The only thing you need to know about Cream is that her mother, Vanilla, is the size of an average human mother.

EvilHomer - 2015-01-02
That *is* the only thing I know about Cream.

magnesium - 2015-01-02
Of all the fandoms, the Sonic fandom is the one I get the least.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-01-02
I'd like to hear her opinion of "Two Babies One Fox".
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