Oh my god, really?! He did NOT just fucking say that, did he?

I bet that line was written by someone with years of experience writing for heels. Possibly even someone with ECW creds. It's too perfect, gotta be a work.

The last line is exactly what's wrong with WWE these days.

There's a lot more wrong with the WWE than that.

There were things about the commercial that struck me as crazy more than Pete's speculations of the guy's sexuality. Considering quitting your job over wrestling is pretty crazy and so are the tattoos. I really hope they are not real.

Unless they did the whole GoldenCasino thing and paid him a quarter million dollars to get some WWE tattoos. In that case, I'd quit my job and get the tats, too.

The WWE never liked the south. Sure they wanted the southern audience, but they never liked the style and traditions of the southern territories.

The WWE is based in Stamford, Connecticut, the commercial heart of the yuppiest, Yankeeist county in America. They wouldn't let a real Southerner within a yacht's-throw distance of themselves.

like Cena Mark said, Vince has always hated the south (vince doesn't actually like "wrastlin" either).