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Desc:He was a real smart aleck.
Category:Religious, News & Politics
Tags:kid, punch, Christian, Pastor
Submitted:magnesium
Date:01/11/15
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Comment count is 21
ashtar.
what
infinite zest
The more of this shit I hear, the more I think that these guys were either failed stand-up comedians or failed motivational speakers. And depending on which denomination, becoming a pastor is about as difficult as getting a drivers license, and takes about the same amount of time.

infinite zest
But then again, judging by his punch, that kid must've been at least 8 feet tall..

gmol
From the YT comments:

Anita Dick4 hours ago

This reminds of a friend I had. I'm a militant Christian, I worship God with all of my heart. I had a very smart friend back in high school, all A's, but he was a very quiet type. He always was wearing headphones and keeping to himself. One day we were both walking in the hallway opposite directions, and I ran up to him, tackled him, and fucking shit in his mouth and came all over his face. I leaned over and said, "Ben... When you gonna stop playing games with God?" I lead that man to the Lord right there.

infinite zest
If only all redditors used their power for this kind of good..

Binro the Heretic
Stars for Anita.

Anyway, based on the pastors I've known personally, this guy is most likely full of shit. There was never a punch. There was never even a kid.

Lying is a sin, unless you lie for the Lord.

Rodents of Unusual Size
This is one of those things I shared on Facebook and then took down like five minutes later.

This depresses me. This man was probably abused when he was a kid and grew up to be a completely fucked up abusive piece of shit totally incapable of understanding what it is to be a supposed man of God. How agonizing it must be to either be him or anyone in his life.
SixDigitDebt
Ladies and gentlemen, Pastor Eric Dammann of Bible Baptist Church in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey.

No applause, just money.
Cena_mark
Damn those smart kids!!!! They can easily outwit youth group leaders. The only way to stop them is with violence.
Hooker
"[He] was a bright kid, which didn't help things. Right?"
That guy
All these young smart people not talking theology seriously.....

SolRo
Indoctrination is so much harder on those kids with triple digit IQs, gotta punch em till the number goes down.

Ugh
"i-it's not like i wanted you to praise god or anything, u baka"

these anime vn lets plays are getting pretty funny
EvilHomer
No actual kid punching in this video.
Sanest Man Alive
Seriously, I expected to see this asshole break out some holy Hokuto Shinken on a smart-aleck kid. Instead it's just another bullshit anecdote from what looks to be another painfully drawn-out, awkward analogy-ridden sermon. If I wanted that, I'd have actually gone to church this Sunday.

EvilHomer
Amen, brother!

Call me old fashioned, but when I see a video entitled "Pastor Punches Kid the Chest", I expect to see a pastor punching a kid in the chest, not this talking bullshit.

gravelstudios
Long ago, I was playing piano for a church, and there was a guest speaker. Young guy, real energetic, like this guy. He tells me to come up to the front of the church during his message. He tells me to lie face down on the floor. At this point I think refusing would make me look like an asshole to everyone, so I do it. He put his foot on my back and proceeds to go into a spiel about the devil holding people down (I realized that he asked me because I was easily the youngest guy there, and just assumed it wouldn't be a problem for me). Fortunately it didn't last too long, but after I got up I was horribly embarrassed. I was very tempted to never go back there again, but they needed a pianist and I didn't have the heart to just quit. Anyway, yeah, fundies are crazy.

chumbucket
Pastor Punches Puberty With The Power of Prayer!
spikestoyiu
That's a terrible punch.
oddeye
He CRUMPLED the fuck out of that cardboard cutout kid.
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