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Desc:He's the alpha male and you're the beta bitch, bitch.
Category:General Station
Tags:, neckbeard, internet toughguy, sweet molester mustache
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:01/16/15
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Comment count is 24
ashtar. - 2015-01-16
sweet molester mustache and neckbeard, brah

*nods, spits into coke bottle*
infinite zest - 2015-01-16
EWWWWW! I was about to say the best part about this was homeslice in the background pretending to drink soda.. D:

I was stuck sitting next to some guy on an airplane for 7 hours who was already intoxicated before liftoff and kept asking for extra cups and napkins to spit his chewing tobacco into. :(

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-01-16
That shit is sooooo fucking nasty. I was taking a course to keep my EMT license current and one of the instructional aids, a paramedic, was chewin' and spittin' during our heart arrhythmias lab. Jesus.

infinite zest - 2015-01-16
I guess he is being environmentally responsible at least.. he could just spit it onto the ground since they're outside. I was living in a house that drank entirely too much beer (there were 7 of us and I'd pick up at least 70 cans of beer off the porch nearly every morning so our landlord didn't yell at us) and everyone had the habit of ashing their cigarettes right into the empty cans. But the inevitable happened and they'd get drunk, open a can, light a cigarette, and pass out, and someone would always turn out puking from drinking the full beer with the cigarettes in it. Still better than tossing the butts on the ground though, and pretty funny.

Gmork - 2015-01-16
Real life canadian PUA version of Badger.
Jet Bin Fever - 2015-01-16
Major Badger vibes, you're right.

blue vein steel - 2015-01-16
are you sure this isn't a fetish humiliation video?
EvilHomer - 2015-01-16
That's what I was thinking.

VaultDweller13 - 2015-01-17
you nailed it, it IS a bro-dom fetish video. I'd pitch it for 10 bucks a minute on some fetish side if i were a basic bro.. with marketing wits.

magnesium - 2015-01-16
I don't get it. Is he doing a scene from something? A dramatic reading of a Youtube comment? Explain.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-01-16
This bro got banned from the Bodybuilding.com forums over some spat regarding his "nattyness" where things escalated between him and another user resulting in this video.

infinite zest - 2015-01-16
God.. I know this guy. Like, not THIS guy, but a guy exactly like this guy. Apparently I was "cockblocking" him at a party simply by talking to this girl he was "trying to bang" while he was going around selling coke, and he got pissed, took his shirt off and threw me off a 2nd story balcony. What a prick.

blue vein steel - 2015-01-17
threw you off a 2nd floor balcony? that's pretty cool, actually

magnesium - 2015-01-17
You have a weird life, infinite zest.

infinite zest - 2015-01-17
more like pushed me backwards and off than "threw", but I had fallen from there many times before.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2015-01-18
Nowadays. I come for the videos, and stay for Zest's inevitable life stories.

Thought This was some kind of motivational ASMR role play for a second

takewithfood - 2015-01-16
Pretty sweary for a wrestling promo, but okay, I'm hooked. Did the other tag-team cut a promo too? Is this going to be on PPV or what?
oddeye - 2015-01-16
wearing too much clothing for it to be wrestling, surely?

blue vein steel - 2015-01-17
it's indy. Aziz, one of the other Sick Cunts, lost his belt, and the rest of the Sick Cunts want it back

Scrimmjob - 2015-01-16
"I'm a fuckin alpha male bro, and you're a beta bitch" ... Leans in for kiss.
FURY-161 - 2015-01-16
Dimestore Oliver Platt?
And folks say the British have bad teeth...
Old_Zircon - 2015-01-16
I like the part where he says johnny-john's teeth sucks.

oddeye - 2015-01-16
That's why he is growing his magnificent mustache, duh. It's to cover his teeth when he talks, just like Hitler did and he was ALPHA AS FUCK.

infinite zest - 2015-01-16
I was thinking Trailer Park Babies

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