Pee-wee hockey: highest stakes
My dad is a balding, pot-bellied Terminator long past his prime but he's STILL a Terminator ya beta bitch, bitch.
|infinite zest |
Here's your turtle, alive and well.
Hockey parents are assholes. Isn't that glass supposed to be... not quite so smashy? I mean if that guy could break it with one punch, wouldn't a puck shatter it just as easily?
It's theatrical glass. The players were paid off not to hit that pane with a puck so this yahoo could some shatter it and look macho.
A pointy ring might be involved.
I wouldn't just say "hockey parents", I was on a basketball team when I was 11 and we weren't that good, but we were definitely winning this one game against a team whose district's high school was known for NCAA and NBA players.. anyway at half time this guy comes in who was at least 5 and a half feet tall and singlehandedly beat the living shit out of us. He wasn't even on the bench for the first half. So we lost and still went out for Pizza. And the coach must've been following us because he was at the pizza place, but not his team, telling our coach how they could've beaten us way worse than they did. What a jerk.
Is this clip like 10 years old or does stuff like this just happen a lot?
|Jet Bin Fever |
Paul to go way!
The actual "Way to go, Paul" someone cries out is amazing. To me, it indicates a whole world of friendships and acquaintances that all led to someone almost, but not quite, being entirely done with Paul's shit.
Everyone is missing the "That's classic. Thanks for making us look like a [video cuts off]" at the end.
|Binro the Heretic |
I'm betting Paul fucks up a lot of things for his kid.
Does that woman shout 'get the wheels on the bus'? What does that even mean?
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