Ironically giving this five stars..

There kinda is one EH..

http://flukedude.com/theimpossiblegame/

I dunno if it's exactly what you mean, but it's fun for all the worst reasons. Pretty much the only thing I play at work.

Also this one..

http://www.notdoppler.com/thisistheonlyleveltoo.php

but they get a little self-aware as they go on. I still like your idea for a crowdsourced poeTV game.. I think it was LARPers but then follows the LARPers when they're not LARPing. Achievement unlocked: Reply to own post.

The soda wouldn't be frozen. Last I recall temperature needs matter to even out the heating. If anything it'd just be syrup since all the water would have evaporated from unprotected sun exposure.

Yeah I think that's how that shitty space ice cream you get at the museum is made. Many astronauts sacrificed their lives to bring that shitty ice cream back to terra firma.