His cousin is hot and he is using that as leverage to improve his standing by falsely claiming she is his girlfriend. Which they both find to be funny.

So..... ?

not meant as a reply, sorry SolRo.

some see a problem, he just sees a challenge!

meant as a reply.

It's not so great. Especially when all your aunts are saying "gee, it's a shame you two are cousins, you'd make a great couple."

"... we'd videotape that shit in a heartbeat."

I have a hot cousin. She works as a model. Unfortunately, she's only a second-cousin, and I haven't seen her in fifteen years.

maybe she married another one of your cousins

Maybe. She does live in England. That's the sort of thing they do over there.

Mine is actually my cousins daughter, but we're closer in age. She tends to travel a lot, but we see each other at family gatherings. It always messes with my head. It would definitely be out of the question to try anything, so I just don't think about it.

I had a crush on my sister-in-law's cousin.. I'm pretty sure that's in the bonezone. But she's in Wisconsin. I wish I had gotten divorced when I still lived there. �\_(ツ)_/�

Nothing about this thread makes me feel good about life.

Serious question here. A... friend of mine, got his hot cousin pregnant a few years back. It was one of those situations where they hadn't seen each other since they were little kids, so it's sort of understandable, a little bit, that they didn't think of themselves as family.

Anyways, none of my Army buddies have ever said anything about it to him, or to his mother. We pretty much know it happened, but it's this dark, unspoken secret. The incest kid is like my friend's third or fourth bastard, and he comes over to play with my friend's "normal" daughter a lot. It's sort of awkward, you know, watching the secret incest half-brother over their house, and all the while trying to pretend like we don't notice anything. Should we *ever* say anything? What do we do, /poetv/?

don't say anything, you'll only cause pain. Ask for a go at his cousin.

I'd leave it alone, assuming that the mom just told him that dad's not there, and if the father's still around, is just a really supportive uncle. It's a bit of a myth that all kids as a result of cousins' relationships turn out to be abnormal: for example, if I had hooked with my sister-in-law's hot cousin and got her pregnant, the kid would turn out fine, but all it would bring is a bunch of controversy (and me being a dick for cheating on my wife.) If word got out, the kid would never hear the end of it at school.

Yeah, cousin fucking was actually pretty normal throughout most of human history; the medical risks, at least, are extremely exaggerated.

I'm not sure what the mom told him, but he definitely doesn't know his "uncle" is his dad.