It's a shame. The more lame ducks the conservatives dish up, the more likely they are to fail due to split votes.
At least there's the Iowa primaries to help them say such wingnutty stuff to survive the selection process that the eventual candidate has to spend half of the actual campaign doing damage control over their speeches to the base.
|Binro the Heretic |
Aw, man. I was looking forward to letting people know what a piece of shit he is again.
Guess I'll have to settle for trashing Jeb Bush. He was our governor for eight years, so I feel more of a duty to fuck with him, anyway. He did a lot of shitty things to endear himself to the hateful Bible-thumping rednecks around here that will likely look ugly under a national spotlight.
I don't know if Rick Perry will run. He says the investigation into his alleged abuse of power won't stop him, but he may think better of that.
Of course, none of the Democratic potential candidates are looking good, either.
Barb, George and Jeb are here, maybe they can help us take care of those Simpsons.
I never want to see or hear about this guy again.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
The Jebster probably offered him a cabinet position or perhaps the VP slot if he stayed out.
|Oscar Wildcat |
It's more cost efficient to just buy the one that wins...
Let me get this straight. He said that he figured he was the frontrunner while he was the only person racing, but as soon as other people started entering, he fell way behind and had to give up? I totally agree, but you don't just come out and say that.
More to it than that. During the 2014 campaign, the Mormon Church was very insistent to advertise that Romney =/= LDS, and purchased a lot of ad time to explain that LDS is not specifically for a single party. Of course, it brutally, blatantly is, but that didn't stop them.
Add to it that Romney was operating on a generational sense of prophecy, and he felt that he was entitled to be "the" Mormon president that Joseph Smith prophesied himself to be way back when he actually ran for president himself. Old Man Romney had raised him specifically to have exactly one job, and he failed to get it, and it crushed his sense of being.
He can always put together a Lego White House and fill it with his Totally Original President, Obamney, the amazing black Mormon.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I could give a god damn.
It's not important, but doesn't it make you feel a little fuzzy inside to know Romney realized he's not liked enough to run?
|Maggot Brain |
I'd wish they'd all say this.
|Caminante Nocturno |
There's always 2020.
The year, not the news show only old people watch.
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