The Mothership - 2015-01-31
Some days it's dark.
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Potrod - 2015-01-31
He raped my mother today.
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-01 Doesn't matter much to me, as long as she spread.
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Potrod - 2015-02-01 Usually when Danzig has something to say, it's about raping mothers or killing babies.
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Cena_mark - 2015-01-31
He knows Jeet Kune Do and he lifts weights. I would not mess with him.
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blue vein steel - 2015-02-01 honestly surprised there aren't more videos of him fighting. Maybe it's telling that the only one i've seen is him getting laid out from one punch
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-01-31
The fucking nineties.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-31
Now that I think about it, if Courtney Love threw something at me, I'd be too unsurprised to react.
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oddeye - 2015-02-01 Even if it were her panties she's too old and not a kids cartoon.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-02-01 Kurt Cobain has been in there. That's one of the most unappealing things I can imagine.
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Maggot Brain - 2015-02-01 Hot junkie love. Have you ever seen two semiconscious, train wrecks star fish one another for nine hours straight? It's magical, like the caucus of a majestic blue whale being eaten from the inside out by little sucker mouthed fishes.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-02-01 Much like a burning building, it's more fascinating to watch than to be inside of.
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oddeye - 2015-02-01
The only way you kill me is to cut my head off. I ain't dying in no ghetto, no way, uhhh-uhhh.
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M-DEEM - 2015-02-01
Thanks, Jack Handey
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Cockmaster Flash - 2015-02-01
What would happen if Danzig met Rollins in an alley?
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infinite zest - 2015-02-01 A 'zine:
http://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2012/01/2012-01-01-henry_gl enn.jpg
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-01 No contest. Rollins would DESTROY Danzig.
Fortunately for Danzing, Henry is a scholar and a gentleman, so he would probably spare Danzig's life. Only to suddenly turn around, just as Danzig (the sneaky little fucker) tries to stab Rollins from behind, and then punch a hole clear through Danzig's chest, screaming like Bruce Lee as he does it. Rollins would then make a speech about the futility of violence, before crushing his opponent's heart like an over-ripe grapefruit.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-01 I saw Rollins "open" for X back in 2006 (it was a co-headline) and I don't really like his music but I'd be afraid to tell him that because yeah he's fucking ripped. I could probably tell Danzig that I haven't liked anything since Danzig 1 and get away just fine.
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baleen - 2015-02-01
Richard Lewis is our generation's most talented female comedian.
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