SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-02-02
NO-NO POWER RANGERRRRRS!
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-02 He's not even one of the memorable Power Rangers. He was on, like, one season from the early 2000s, and then briefly again a couple years back.
When Amy Jo Johnson kills someone, then maybe we can talk.
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-02-02 Some guy who had a small non-speaking role on that show back in the day is on death row in California for a double murder.
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-02 Nuts to that. Red was lame! The hierarchy of coolness, in descending order, went Pink, White, Yellow, Green, Blue, Black, Red.
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-02 Oddeye - fucked, or fucked?
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-02 ... of course, all Power Rangers were just lame ripoffs of the infinitely superior Sailor Moon franchise, so the hierarchy of coolness is necessarily graded on a generous curve. ("White Ranger Cool" is only equivalent to about "Sailor Uranus Cool", or possibly, to use a different universe example, "Kento of Hardrock Cool")
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-02 Furthermore, as per Benoit Rules, this incident means that whatever cool points the Red Ranger has are now forfeit, his character retired permanently, and locked away in the vault.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-02 Yeah.. the "leader" of the group is usually the least coolest one: Teen Titans has Robin, X-Men has Cyclops, etc. there are a few exceptions; Optimus Prime was always the coolest of the Autobots, and Twilight Sparkle isn't necessarily a lame leader, but usually we root for the Wolverines and Rainbow Dashes and Green/White Rangers.
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fluffy - 2015-02-02 Was it green or white that started out as a morally-ambiguous possibly-bad guy? (I'm too lazy to check Wikipedia.)
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infinite zest - 2015-02-02 Yeah. He was the new kid at school and kind of a jerk, much like Wolverine. He was sort of the AC Slater to the Red Ranger's Zach Morris. Mostly he wanted to get into the Pink Ranger's pants, who was the Kelly Kapowski of the group. But then he was hypnotized by Rita Repulsa or something and went to the dark side because he was promised more power than the other rangers. But the spell was broken and he was allowed into the Power Rangers. But as long as he was the green ranger, he could still be manipulated by Rita so he ended up leaving. But then he came back as the White Ranger who couldn't be controlled or manipulated by the bad guys.
God, that was without wikipedia. :(
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Xenocide - 2015-02-03
Thanks to a few minutes of googling, I have learned some VITAL INFORMATION about Ricardo Medina's Ranger career.
- His character, Cole, is often named by Ranger fans as the WORST RED RANGER OF ALL TIME. Apparently, while the others were all elite trained fighters, Cole was a discount Tarzan who was raised in the jungle by chimps or something, leading to wacky hijinks as he tried to adjust to modern life. Compelling!
- He was the Red Ranger for Power Rangers Wild Force, a team of Rangers whose big gimmick was "we have spirit animals." The original Rangers had robot dinosaurs, but sure guys, being friends with the ghost of a dolphin or whatever is neat too, I guess.
- The Wild Force's main villain was named Master Org. He was not a website.
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-03 So would this qualify as a... CHIMP out?
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 I'm surprised no one has gone off about the video using the samurai sentai costume in the preload, since he was from a different series.
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 Think his murderous rage is related to how lame the wildforce costumes look?
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oddeye - 2015-02-03 I think he woke up one day and thought "Oh god, not only was I a Power Ranger but I was the shittest Red Ranger of all time" and then stabbed his room-mate to death.
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Xenocide - 2015-02-03 I'm not sure what to make of their costumes. Why do they all have that gold sash? Are they the mayor? But how? How can EACH of them be the mayor?
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oddeye - 2015-02-03 they are obviously all royalty, duh
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 Mayors of different cities. duh!
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Xenocide - 2015-02-03 Why weren't they Power Rangers Mayor Force, then? Why wasn't their robot called The Municipality? Why didn't they fight evil with rezoning laws and collected parking meter money?
ANSWER ME.
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 The did, but the stupid American localization made it about animals and simple shit like that.
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poopy - 2015-02-04 Wait, you expected a Power Rangers story to be compelling?
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Hooker - 2015-02-03
Fuckin' swords will cut you wide open, man.
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robots - 2015-02-03
Two interesting facts
#1 I went to high school with this guy. When he was a senior, I was a freshman.
#2 We share the exact same name.
I lived in this guy's shadow my freshman year of highschool. I could write a mini-biography on the guy. Also, fuck him he was sorta a douche.
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-03 >> I could write a mini-biography on the guy.
Don't leave us hanging!!!
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EvilHomer - 2015-02-03 I want to know everything about this guy. Like, he's a successful (?) Power Rangers actor in his mid-to-late 30s, yet he's living in an apartment with a roommate and a sword?
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 Well, now that he's a murderer instead of a b-list nobody, it's time to cash in on that mini biography.
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robots - 2015-02-03 Update: I've been getting comments on my facebook wall, there's people out there that believe in my innocence. Also, I'll recount what I know about the guy later this evening.
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Maggot Brain - 2015-02-03
I swear I heard this story making the rounds moths ago. Are all the former Red Rangers psychos, What about the original series from Japan; did any of their former starts kill anyone?
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Xenocide - 2015-02-03 Being a Ranger in Japan isn't the admission of career failure it is in this country. So while the American rangers almost all went on to obscurity, being a Ranger is actually a pretty common way for up-and-coming Japanese actors to get their first big role. A lot of former Reds are stars now, which ensures they'll have enough expensive lawyers to keep anyone from finding out when they stab someone.
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SolRo - 2015-02-03 the only path to failure in Japanese entertainment I know of is an aging idol, or an idol hooking up with someone.
oh, is it a career ending thing when one of those bishonen actors comes out as gay?
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Doomstein - 2015-02-03
It seems he was released without charges.
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