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Desc:Passing on 2nd and goal on the one was not the only thing messed up. Left Shark was also messed up.
Category:Fashion
Tags:Superbowl, dance, Magic, katy perry, left shark
Submitted:Hooker
Date:02/04/15
Views:1428
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Comment count is 32
Caminante Nocturno - 2015-02-04
The left shark didn't cost anyone any money, unless there's some way to bet on the halftime show that I'm not aware of.
infinite zest - 2015-02-04
My ex wife somehow won tickets to the super bowl back in 2007, and I bet her a super bowl beer that Prince would do something phallic at the halftime show to one-up Janet Jackson's tit. And he did. Hello expensive bud light. I don't know if that counts though.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
You could have bought half a bottle of Namaste for that much money, or even a whole bottle of Grimbergen Dubblebock. Just let that sink in.

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
I know right? I didn't even want to go. A free trip to Florida in early Wisconsin February was nice (it was -10 oF when we left and 80 when we got there) but I didn't give a shit about the game, especially not the Colts and the Bears.. and they didn't give you your tickets until you were down there to discourage scalping. And the way it's set up with security and all, you can't just be an average Joe and stand outside looking for extra tickets, I don't think.. we were offered 3,000 a piece for our tickets, but dude didn't ask where they were and I didn't want to risk getting busted, especially in florida. I planned ahead and everything, filling up a water bottle with whisky but realized they were checking everyone's shit so I chugged the whole thing. Once you're in there you're stuck with buds, or if you want to be fancy, Heinekens. Luckily I was pretty drunk but that's a long game to stay buzzed for..

EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
I don't get it. What am I supposed to be seeing here?
EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
I get that, ever since Janet Jackson, the Superbowl Halftime Show needs to have memes. I also get that, if the memes don't come naturally, sometimes you have to force them (see: the Mariah Carey "horrible singing" nonsense from last Christmas). But this, this is ridiculous.

Was there something more to it than just this clip? Did the Left Shark do something else, something not shown here? Withholding stars until there is more information.

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
This is probably it; if left shark falls down or vomits in his shark suit I want to know, but left shark is just out of rhythm and fails at simple choreography.

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
Eh I wathed the whole thing just now. Both sharks seem to be equally fucked up. Also Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliot show up, and Ms. Perry flies around on a rainbow star over the stadium. I'm assuming a lot of drugs were involved so I don't blame left shark anymore.

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
Also I found out that the metal lion she rides in on was made in Scappoose Oregon. I hope it goes back, so I can spend a day off visiting both the Metal Lion and Spruce Goose in one day.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
Well see, a metal lion sounds interesting. This is just a guy in a shark suit, dancing in precisely the manner a guy in a shark suit would dance. There is nothing particularly incongruous or out of place about this, at least not so long as we are willing to accept the premise that sharks would even be dancing to Katy Perry in the first place.

After much deliberation, I have decided to one star this submission, because A) the video does not provide the drunk shark that was promised and B) there is no metal lion. The emperor has no clothes.

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
The place that built it also did sets for the arts organization I worked for, so I'll bet I know some people who built the metal lion. It looks straight out of Power Rangers. Maybe that's what drove Red Ranger to stab his roommate! Conspiracy!

That guy - 2015-02-04
Who is Lenny Kravitz's agent?!?!? Goddamn!

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
Yeah really. Missy Elliot is kinda timeless and I hate to admit it but I liked hearing that song again for the first time in probably a decade. But Kravitz seems incredibly out of place. He's still big with the adult contemporary/alternative crowd, but she might as well have brought out Jamiriquai or Eagle Eye Cherry.

RedHood - 2015-02-04
Why don't I get to ride around on a giant metallic cat all day?
Adham Nu'man - 2015-02-04
HEELARIOUSSS
oddeye - 2015-02-04
Are you guys all new to the internet or something? I can't believe you don't recognise what's going on, especially the PoE Old Guard.

This was like the third most popular forum ffs.
bongoprophet - 2015-02-04
I used to get it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I get isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
MOTHERFUCKED get motherFUCKED

FUCK OFF

EvilHomer - 2015-02-04
Speaking of, where is this clip from? I though the Superbowl was this weekend? Did it already happen?

infinite zest - 2015-02-04
They had to cancel the Superbowl this year because all the balls were flat so I think it was just Katy Perry and commercials

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-04
You might say Katy Perry has "jumped the shark"...

NancyDrewFan123 - 2015-02-04
I love the sharks. They're MY teenage dream.
roofle - 2015-02-04
Where are the other 2 Street Sharks at?
jreid - 2015-02-04
He looks sad.
rastarat - 2015-02-04
How can you place choreography blame on the left shark when there are only two sharks? Perhaps the right shark is flailing incorrectly? More likely they just put 2 classically trained dancers at the peak of their fitness and talent in shark suits and told them to flail in place.
jreid - 2015-02-04
"Get out there and dance like a shark dances!"

Cube - 2015-02-04
So, was it really Snoop in there, or someone else?
Gmork - 2015-02-04
what the fuck is this shit
Gmork - 2015-02-04
OHHHHH superbowl half time show, now i can rate properly
Binro the Heretic - 2015-02-04
"Hey, good news! YOU GET TO PERFORM IN THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW!"

"Oh my God! That is so awesome! After years and years of hard work training to be a dancer, it finally pays off!"

"Yeah, here put this on."

"... GOD DAMN IT!"
Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-04
Oh for gods sake, you know it's the producers brother in law Maury who is getting like 250K for this appearance.

That guy - 2015-02-04
Who are the fart-souled people who decided what arena music should sound like??
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