wow vanilla bondage is so much more disgusting than hardcore dungeon BDSM

So.....where's the bondage?

"I'm well versed in the world of bondage" for some reason that made me laugh far more than it should have. Also goddam it starts to feel sad when kink becomes a chat subject for shows for this, it really makes perverted shit seem rather low class when half wits on television are talking about it.

INTERNET IS WUT!? HEY MUM I LEARNED WHAT BONDAGE IS TA-DAY

Give me a fucking break.