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Desc:what it says on the sardine tin.
Category:Stunts, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:fat, BMW, clown car
Submitted:SolRo
Date:02/08/15
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Comment count is 20
Gmork
If this was "portal of fat" i might use it as a new fapzone but that's not why I come here.
Adham Nu'man
WHO IS THE SECRET FATTY?

IT IS A LARD SURPRISE!

fedex
what, no party hat?!

ashtar.
I'm not sure your creepy fetish is any less offensive to the fat than making fun of them.

yogarfield
OH NO! IT IS A VERY MYSTERY BUTTER KIWI

BE CAREFUL ABOUT MOVING IT WILL JUMPSEX YOU IN THE BUTT

EvilHomer
How fat are you, gmork? Not making fun of you, just wondering, as I've noticed that fat acceptance is one of your "issues".

fedex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pig6xZdptL4
infinite zest
To quote The Simpsons, "everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very (insert size proportion here)" but why would you what I'm assuming is 60,000 bucks on a small car that's so difficult to get into or out of if you're that size? I mean, I saw a pair of boots on sale that I really liked the other day, but they were size 10 and I'm a 12. I'm sure I could squeeze into them but why would I want to?
Adham Nu'man
She won the car when she was Mrs Nebraska 2 years ago.

oddeye
she ate the previous 2 owners

infinite zest
haha ghost stars for the both of you

fedex
It's the only way she will ever go fast.

fedex
...now that I think about it, clearly the inspiration for Turbo.

infinite zest
teehee.. also extra stars for the high school band rendition of Zarathustra. It's full of stars tonight, my god.

bopeton
I like how she has to work up to it before even planting a foot,
BHWW
I have a fat story. One day I was at a small restaurant, more of an enclosed lunch counter really. In line ahead of me were this couple, both really obese. 300+lbs range, each, easily. They ordered large shakes and left. I sat down after placing my to-go order and went to sit down in a booth to wait.

After a few minutes the fat man came hobbling back in and asked me if I'm the owner of the Ford parked out front. I said "Um, yes?"

"You need to move it now, it's too close to our car."

I could look right outside the window and see my car was parked between the white lines exactly in the middle of it's parking space. There was half a foot of space to both the left and the right of my car. I looked then at their car, the woman standing next to it. It was also directly in between the white lines.

Regardless, I responded in a cordial manner and told him I'd be happy to my car after my order was filled since I was going to be leaving anyway, gesturing toward the counter where my drink was already waiting on a tray and the people behind the counter were just about done fixing up the soup/sandwich combo I had ordered.

The fat man was halfway out the door as I finished my saying this, then he spun around and said sternly, "No! You'll move it now!" He actually wagged his finger at me as he said this.

"Fine," I said, and headed out to get this over with.

"My girlfriend can't even get in the door 'cause you're too close!" the fat man snapped at me.

So I looked at him and said, "That's not my fault." and walked out the door. As I got in my car the woman murmured a few apologetic words, I said "Eh, don't worry about it," as I got in my car.

Then the fat man steps outside and exclaimed very loudly to his gf "OH HEY! It's not his fault!" with a really over-the-top sarcastic tone.
oddeye
Your name almost kinda spells BMW, coincidence?

chumbucket
"HEY HEY HEY! It's nooooot his fault!"

Rafiki
Hahaha, picking up her own leg because she's too fat to lift it.

Also: BBW Gets Out of BMW.
betabox
Wow. Those things have really long seatbelts.
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