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Scrimmjob - 2015-02-09

Troll account? Spam bot? Or actual retarded teenage girl?

You make the call!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-02-09

Looks like a new project for EH.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

I'd like to, if she wouldn't mind! She's got a very striking Christina Ricci/ Sadako manner about her (especially in that preload). However, her subtle facial features and emotional nuances are balanced delicately, without much room for error, and I'm worried that with my meager skills I would not be able to do her justice. She looks... sad? Intelligent? Bored? Intense? Cold? Sultry? Even a little eccentric? All in but a single gaze. How can I capture all that? Somebody like ChrisChan or Aurini, I can draw them alright, because they've got big, obvious features, and they're so goofy looking that slight errors in proportion or curve aren't such a big deal. But with someone like this - I dunno, I just think she deserves better. I wish Portaxx or Dan Lacey were still around...

Also, I don't really know enough about her to come up with an appropriate composition - she likes horror movies, yes? Any in particular? Does she have a "Sonic the Hedgehog" of her own, like Freddy Krueger, Warwick Davis, or Bub the Zombie?

The Mothership - 2015-02-09

I don't get it.

The Mothership - 2015-02-09

(looks at the Hopper) Oh wait, fuck, now I do. I fucking well DISAPPROVE, young lady! That ain't how you behave roun heah!

Crab Mentality - 2015-02-09

Holy shit, I think we just figured out what's going on in the hopper. All of her videos are showing up in the hopper, even though they are all uninteresting how-to videos.

What's going on, Jangbones? If all those videos showing up in the hopper aren't evidence enough that something is going on, those tags are.

jangbones - 2015-02-09

just a spammer

a disgusting spammer that likes Ron Paul

Crab Mentality - 2015-02-10

JUST a spammer, Jangbones? Tags like that don't suggest it's nothing.

We're here for you, Jangbones. We're not here for shaming/mocking, but we are here for reasonable discussion.

If anything at all, I consider this place the opposite of youtube- instead of the worst comments on the planet, POE is useful for actual thoughtful discourse.

Spike Jonez - 2015-02-10

Show us on the video where she touched you.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

Cayla Wood beat a man to death on the steps of a church. Allegedly.

The tragic thing is, some of her videos are actually pretty interesting - the one about how to freak people out, for example. I'm going to try that at work today! It's sad that we met under such grim circumstances.

Cayla Wood - 2015-02-10

whoever posted this video is extremely immature

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

Hi! Ms Wood! Izzat really you?!

I like your videos and your presentation style. Do you take requests? You should make more, but please submit them to this website at a slower pace; say, one or two per week. The poeTV hopper is not used to such a high degree of activity, and a deluge of videos such as the one you've triggered makes us all rather suspect that you're a robot.

Cayla Wood - 2015-02-10

I'm not a troll account, Spam bot or Teenager, just thought I would clear that up

BiggerJ - 2015-02-10

Also, if a video fails to get through the hopper, the exact same URL can never be submitted again. Tweaking the URL (youtu.be instead of youtube.com might work - if it doesn't, try using https://www.youtube.com instead of http://etc.) may work. Uploading the video to another site like Dailymotion and submitting that may also work.

chumbucket - 2015-02-10

And it's not a top 10 or top 20 anything so why is it here? sheesh!

TeenerTot - 2015-02-10

The video is private and the hopper is shat upon. What's the appeal here?

jangbones - 2015-02-10

Are you secretly my wife?

RocketBlender - 2015-02-10

Why are we giving spammers advice on how to bypass the hopper's submission guidelines?

That guy - 2015-02-10

BiggerJ has done a heel turn on this page.

That guy - 2015-02-10

"I'm not a troll account, Spam bot or Teenager, just thought I would clear that up"

No, you're a spam-human; worse than all 3 of those.

SolRo - 2015-02-11

Can you submit 25 how to videos on how to punch yourself in the face one time?

Cayla Wood - 2015-02-10

Yes it is me, Thanks, if it's a request for a how to video then yes, within reason of course. Alright, I'll keep that in mind thanks. I appologize for the overload of video's. I'll definitely be posting more video's in the future, if I did it will most likely be 1 video per week.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

Hey, cool, no problem. Welcome to the website!


That guy - 2015-02-10

Hey, cool, go fuck yourself!

Scrimmjob - 2015-02-10

Listen honey, you gotta STAHP WHATCHOO DOIN TO DA HOPPA!!! The hopper is a delicate flower! It can't handle 50 shitty videos in one day! Also self promoting your own shitty videos is a real faux pas here , and while your videos do seem to have a real je ne sais queef about them, for the most part top 10 list and one weird trick videos are poetv poison!

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-10

Ha! You haven't the foggiest idea what this site is about, do you? Well, post away, and we'll see how you like us.

Might I suggest a better handle than your name? Because seriously, you don't want your real name on here. How about "Wednesday Addams"? You're the spitting image.

So, for example, you might demonstrate how to stuff and mount road kill. Stars would be flying. Pennies? Not so much.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

Is this site "about" anything, Mr Wildcat? Pennies are cool; I can dig pennies. Roadkill also works. Really, anything people want to do is OK in my books, so long as it's done boldly and without compromise.

Also, not to go all JHMF here, but y'all are a bunch of miserable a-holes! She likes making videos, and she wants to share her work with us; that's sort of touching, really. Sure, she made a social mistake, but her behavior didn't violate any official site policy, and she reacted to the ensuing drama in a very professional manner: politely and pleasantly. I mean, for fucks sake, she just apologized to a stranger on the internet - when was the last time you heard ANYONE apologize to a stranger on the internet?!

I'm ordering a Chris-Chan Sonichu medallion for my birthday. Don't make me ask him to put a hex on you lot.

chumbucket - 2015-02-10

This explains enough to newcomers:


That guy - 2015-02-10

"her behavior didn't violate any official site policy"

What are you, her fucking lawyer?

There were at least a dozen spam videos in the hopper in a day.

When deciding whether to spam something or not, one needn't look to the law, one must look inside one's heart.

RocketBlender - 2015-02-10

Now that there's a fresh batch of shit in the hopper can we all agree?

The Mothership - 2015-02-11

You said video's but I think you meant videos. There's no apostrophe needed.

Cayla Wood - 2015-02-10

I didn't beat a man lol

Cayla Wood - 2015-02-10

I didn't beat a man to death*

oddeye - 2015-02-10

I have NEVER beat a man off... to death. Supposedly.

infinite zest - 2015-02-10

in 1990

BiggerJ - 2015-02-10

Jangbones, please be nice and change the tags.

That guy - 2015-02-10


jangbones - 2015-02-10

thanks for the advice

StanleyPain - 2015-02-10

Lurk more.

EvilHomer - 2015-02-10

Lurk less.

ashtar. - 2015-02-10

Yay drama woo

misterbuns - 2015-02-10

This site has like 35 active users. Why bother trolling or spamming it.

Hegemony Cricket - 2015-02-10

Middle-aged unemployed man-children == TASTE MAKERS.

Accidie - 2015-02-10

We're also a bunch of assholes. Why would anybody want to hang out with us?

That guy - 2015-02-10

I withheld my stars for a while on this page, but they clearly go to you 3.

GongWise - 2015-02-10

I actually can't understand what happened to this site a few years ago. There used to be tons of people visiting here and plenty of active users. Can anyone explain to me? I admit I'm partially retarded.

namtar - 2015-02-10

The death of poe-news might be part of it.

There are a lot more lurkers than posters as well, if you look at the view counts for videos vs. the number of people posting.

That guy - 2015-02-10

You know that the lurkers think we are all paid actors, right?

Boxhead - 2015-02-10

We had a moment of fame after a Wired mention also.

BiggerJ - 2015-02-10

Registration was broken for ages. When it was finally fixed it wasn't announced. There's a PoeTV Facebook group that didn't know about it until I brought it up.

That guy - 2015-02-10


Old_Zircon - 2015-02-10

Registration works again?

BiggerJ - 2015-02-11

Yeah, I tested it and that's how I found out.

Scrimmjob - 2015-02-11

It's been working again for a while, I think I registered in mid 2013 oe something?

The Mothership - 2015-02-11


namtar - 2015-02-10

looks like Cayla Wood committed another faux pas by resubmitting a completely unrelated video to replace her ice bucket challenge.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-11

Oh hey, been gone a few days. What did I miss?

gambol - 2015-02-13

I don't know what any of this means but that slip at the end is inspired.

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