Because he was the one who dropped it down the storm drain the bas player and synth player pulled the grate off and lowered him down by the ankles to fish it out. Then he got a cold and blamed them for it for the rest of the tour.
"Crazy Trian" is exactly how my mp3 of it was misspelled back in the napster days. I'd like to think someone downloaded it from me, held on to it until having kids, and now they believe that's the name of the song.
Heh.. that happened to me with "I think I Need a New Heart" by the Magnetic Fields. I ripped it from a friend and there's a subtle skip about 3 seconds in. I uploaded it to Napster and Soulseek etc. anyway. The Youtube versions seem to be a cleaner rip than mine, but I was listening to Pandora Radio a few weeks ago and that song came on. The little skip was right where I remembered it.