oh wait. that's exactly what they're doing and possibly what was intended. derp

I had something of a 24 hour flu a couple of weeks ago, and all I could eat was jello and gatorade. Halfway through I remembered the animal collagen was was like "oh fuck!" because I was vegan. But I also thought I was going to die. Since then, I've been slowly introducing meat back into my diet.

I had a fucking operation um it was a fucking hernia operation I may be drunk but anyway I had to eat Jello for a fucking week before my stomach would handle normal shit so I kept making these weird layered lemon lime jello contraptions

I forgot what the point was, but the jello was tasty

But Zest, vegan jello exists!

There's no such thing as veganism. All the food we eat emerges from widespread, unspeakable amounts of pain and death.
You might as well eat macaroni and cheese and live a normal life.

Hey baleen, I heard there's a little black spot on the sun today, do you know anything about that?