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Category:Religious, News & Politics
Tags:Pat Robertson, demonic, curse, ultrasound, covens
Submitted:magnesium
Date:02/18/15
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magnesium
Whoa whoa, Pat. Are you calling an image of a uterus a "photo of your body"? I believe you meant "a photo of the baby production device that belongs to Jesus and Republican lawmakers".
CIWB
Piece of evidence #40912 that right-wing Christians are the most fearful, paranoid people on the planet.
Jet Bin Fever
Sadly, at least in Robertson's case, the added stress doesn't mean a shortened lifespan.

Sudan no1
They're worried about imaginary shit, but blissfully stupid about everything else - global warming, etc.

SteamPoweredKleenex
If I were an advertiser or Facebook executive, I'd sue Pat for calling me part of a demonic coven. That shit's supposed to stay private!
Gmork
Holy shit pat is somehow worse.
infinite zest
This could be applied to anything on facebook. You log into facebook and see "is in a relationship

infinite zest
...and your reply cuts off early for some reason and you curse your comupter, and the person's new significant other on facebook.

SteamPoweredKleenex
It's not just Pat, I'm afraid. Technology is being used to create new "God of the Gap" BS for congregations that don't know any better.

I was dragged to a church service for Easter, I think, and the old minister starts talking about how you have to have faith in the unknowable and so forth. So he decides to compare the Holy Spirit to things in our lives that we just don't understand. For that metaphor, he picked cloud computing. "No one knows how it works, you just trust that it does. You send your most precious memories and thoughts into 'the cloud,' and just like the Holy Spirit, it's there for you."

I wanted to ram his metaphorical iPhone down his idiot throat for being such a willing dumbass and dragging the IQ of everyone around him down. This service was also preceded by a trailer for "Heaven Is For Real," if that's any indication of what sort of gullibility was on display...

Gmork
I unconsciously heard Pat saying that quote about the pastor and the cloud, SPK, as I was reading it in my head. It was eerily natural, with Pat's crackly "I'm about to fall asleep at any moment" quality.

TeenerTot
Hey, he just affirmed that the fetus is part of HER body! Win!
ashtar.
It's weird how all the curses I've been muttering at Pat for years seem to have little effect.
Oscar Wildcat
He does sort of look like a fetus, all shrunken and hunched over like that. How is our bitchcraft failing?

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