This makes everything about the book worth it.
work on yer tags
|infinite zest |
I also like the girl walking out with a full thing of popcorn. In the states, that never happens, and even if it was a free refill, nobody picks up after themselves like that.
anyway, that's where I would hide the dildo if I couldn't pre-insert it into a cavity and smuggle it in/out.
Is this really a chick flick? Like, I can't remember if it was Pirates 1 or 2 but either Sasha Grey or Carmen Luvana gets some candles up their ass that are lit on fire and I dunno, pardon my pun but it's pretty fucking hot, and pretty hot fucking if you're into that thing. I skipped forward, scouts honor. Speaking of scouts, the only clip I've seen of this horseshit is the scene where she says how she learned to tie a bowline in girlscouts. That's like G-rated porn, or creepy. Either way I'm leaving my raincoat at home.
The floors of American cinemas are covered in a sweet buttery gloss. The moment people leave, they are swarming with cockroaches. Almost every single major theater has this problem.
If he had just kept walking he could have passed himself off as an employee or a guy looking for his girl/other guy etc.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Far more shameful than walking out of a porn theater in a trench coat.
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