They made a baby Real Doll.
When you've finished, remember to clean the orifices with soap and water.
Heaven help me, that was the first thing I thought too. The internet has ruined my faith in humanity.
I want to do a traveling show with one of these.
Memedumpster and SIDS! "The last ventriloquist show you'll ever be comfortable going into!(TM)"
"Hey Sids, how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb".
"Yeah, right, like you can get a dead baby to help out around the house, amirite, ladies? Hey, Sids, which one of these lovely ladies would you say has the best Dean's Farm action going on, eh?"
*Sids falls out of the blanket and lays motionless on the stage*
"Hey-O! But really, you think kids don't have an advantage in showbiz, he can't help but die on stage and he still gets top billing..."
|Jet Bin Fever |
Goddamnit uncanny valley. Stop fucking with my brain.
|Architeuthis Tux |
Wow, they needed one of these for American Sniper!
"This technology came too late for Clint Eastwood"
...is what I WOULD have said if Tux didn't post a crappier version of that joke. Good job Tux you FUCK JOKE WASTER I'LL KILL YOU!
|Robin Kestrel |
If you're not real, then how come I feel this way? Little babies...
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