You would like it, masty boy.

I'd change it, but now I kind of don't want to.

I mastibated to delta of venus and that other hot ass bookTwilight

C'mon dude, you're gonna be talking about sex in classic literature and leave out 50 Shades of Grey?

I like this guy. I also approve of "Masty." It's actually a real adjective, meaning "full of mast." What a revelation!

-1 leaving the fart out of the Miller's tale.

I don't remember a fart in the actual Canterbury Tales, just the Pasolini one.

I don't remember ANY of the Canterbury Tales, just the fact that we all had to memorize that "whan de april" prologue in high school. I think I still know that by heart, but if we had to read the book, I was zoned out with Senoritis.

Nope, there was definitely a fart, but it wasn't the lady what blown it. It was the man she was with. There was a later scene where he stuck his ass out the window and farted in the other guy's face.

I wonder if hundreds and hundreds of years from now, people will look at South Park the way we look at Chaucer.

Shit, I'm looking forward to 60 years from now when kids will be able to see their grandparents' stupid Youtube videos they made as a teen.

You're right, Rafiki. The weird thing is I remember specifically noticing that the fart was added when I saw the movie a few weeks after we read it in high school, but I just checked and he definitely farts.

I recently tried to read that. I made the mistake of skipping toward the end just to see what happens. I had to quit reading it.

So... all comp lit people?