|Cena_mark - 2015-02-27 |
I've been extremely worried about Putin as of late. I'm sure Russev's defeat over John Cena at Fast Lane has further emboldened him.
|EvilHomer - 2015-02-27 |
:: cut to a LEGO model of Moscow, populated by shirtless wrestler toys and My Little Pony dolls ::
"The City of VVPville, Russia, a vibrant community with happy people, cool chicks, and an average number of cool places to chill at! AND NO HOMOS OR DANG CHECHENS, da- damn them all to hell."
(Putin raises his fist and shakes it limply at the camera)
Sexy Duck Cop
"Mr. Whatever Your Position Is, we have encountered a troll front moving 30 KM south of Kiev. They have amassed a blockade of Boyfriend-Free Girls To Make Into A Sweetheart From The Ground Up to prevent our ships from entering the port of Tartarus!"
"Let me have sex with all of them."
"But sir! I just informed you they were trolls, not real BFGTMIASFTGU!"
"*sigh* I guess...I guess we have to support, support Bashar al-Assad some more...*sigh* dang dirty trolls. The Syrian civil war is on you. It's on YOU!"
Oh man... if this was Something Awful, we'd have a web series of this up within a week. Fucking hell.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-02-27 |
His actions would make more sense if he was locking up homosexuals for his own personal use and restricting their ability to get drivers licenses so they can't get away.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-02-27 |
And by "your support" he actually means a bunch of dicks.
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