laughing at the drunken misfortunes of others.
How could this happen???
The bravado quickly transitions to blind panic.
Island of the Drunk Monkeys video, you now have some serious competition for greatest alcohol + primate shenanigans.
It took four times before I stopped saying "what are you... !?" out loud as each person went to take a drink. The "how it should be done" is my favorite part, because it doesn't say "don't."
Our love of fire is believed to have been inherited from hominids who kept it for decoration millions of years before humans existed. They did not give us the instruction manual, probably on purpose.
I was about to comment "FUNNIEST FAILS 2015 100% WOLF URINE", but the original title already kinda did it.
1:40 Dude fucks up even before the drink attempt
1:50 Ghostrider is summoned
Seriously though, I did a LOT of stupid things with fire as a kid. Even as a stupid 13 year old though:
pressing the fire to my face was not one of them
always had an extinguishing plan on hand prior
knew that you had to smother liquid fires, not fan it with pussy swipes like it was a mouse
I am laughing to tears. I wish there was a "fan it with pussy swipes" tag!
Stop, Drop, and Roll < Leap, Flail, and Scream
|Jet Bin Fever |
Sadly none of these people were unable to reproduce.
I watched this entire video and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" roughly twice per clip.
My house is ablaze HAHAHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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