so much cocaine

So CM Punk Rock is still in it? Fuck that. They'd better be paying him tons of royalties to compensate this insult, because as an MMA fighter, CM Punk has a reputation to maintain; every badass point is cultural capital for The Octagon! If Punk was still a wrestler, yeah sure, take one for the team, but he's his own boss now and doesn't have to dance like a monkey for Vince anymore.

Also, what's up with this? Mr. McMagma, Daniel Bryrock, John Cenastone... The Undertaker? The fuck, Taker? Why is he the only talent not using a Flintstonified name? I really hope it's not him being prissy.

I know of no kids who are even aware of what the Flintstones are, let alone are aware of them and are also fans of wrasslin'.

Hanna-Barbara had that whole renaissance thing going with Swat Kats, 2 Stupid Dogs, and just about anything that wasn't reviving one of their old, tired IPs. I mean, people complain about too many zombies in our entertainment yet nothing is said about the living dead being literally reanimated from bygone eras for... nobody I can think of.

A step above Flash animation.

Grandma knows how much you like wrestling, so she got you this wrestling cartoon for your birthday.

i like how this is less dignified than advertising cigarettes

yabba dabba doooo you smell what the rock is cooking

and yet, somehow the worst part is how few of the fixtures and set pieces are just repurposed animals

"something nobody asked for but got anyway" has been the WWE's calling card for the last 15 years.

They could get some one to do the the voices of Fred and Wilma but not Barney?

First Scooby-Doo, now this?

Hanna-Barbera is a good fifteen years late to the party.

Hahahahaha. Goddamnit.