Haha, yeah, you tell those conservatives, Mr Holmes! They're so stupid and dumb. Like, you remember how they used to support that crazy president of ours, who was all about bombing other countries, torturing Arabs, expanding domestic surveillance programs, and rolling back Constitutionally-guaranteed liberties under the guise of security and public order? And Jon Stewart, he had to tell us all about how great freedom and liberalism and the Founding Fathers were, because FOX NEWS sure wasn't going to do it, no sir! Those damn conservatives, walking parodies of themselves - grrrr!

Anyways, I'm still waiting on that picture you promised, of you with a cat on your head. I'd really love to see it, if you don't mind; you would be making an excellent contribution to the marketplace of ideas!

Like I said before, the cat may be in any position - butt front, face front, standing, sitting, whatever - but I do need to be able to see your face. Your expression should be something that you feel sums up your attitude towards life, Youtube, and the social media work you do as Felix Ray.

I'm not sure what point you're making, Homer. Jon Stewart used to feature children reading transcripts from Fox News Talk shows, and now conservatives are embracing a twelve year old kid as some kind of hero. What part of this statement is not true, or is taken out of context?

I did NOT promise you a picture of me with a cat on my head, and none will be forthcoming. Never mind that I doubt that you want it for some kind of tribute; trying to balance a cat on my head while taking a selfie is a pretty good way to lose an eye.

I'm agreeing with you, John. Conservatives defy parody! Sorry if I sounded sarcastic.

And the pic is a surprise! If you can't get the cat on your head, then one of you making the aforementioned expression, with a pancake on your head, would suffice. Or else just one of you where we can see your face clearly.

The facial expression is the mane thing here.

"mane"

Ohhhh, shoot. I'm sorry Gmork, I was not trying to be mean; you are one of the non-bad conservatives. Yurushite kudasai!

Save it for the pony videos.

EvilHomer is the worst.

Trufact.

I moved to east county recently, it's like Little Iraq.

it looks like the area has gotten cleaner and safer than the reputation it used to have.

What's more, if this is the kid I'm thinking of (didn't check the link), his change of position had supposed adults in the conservative movement dogpiling on him in the most petty and childish way. Liberals often behave like this at the level of internet cranks in comments sections. Conservatives behave like this in columns and TV news shows.

This kid is just being a kid. He's not supposed to have original ideas. He's making youtube videos, and it speaks well for him that he's so poised and articulate. I think he's got a great future, whatever his opinion of Obama is as an adult.

What's crazy is that thousands of adults are taking this as some kind of vindication. They're acting like it proves something. They're putting him on Fox and friends. That a 12 year old can parrot their shitty talking points doesn't make them any more true, and for the life of me I can't imagine why they think it does.

There will always be a very comfortable place at the Republican table for black people who can convince conservatives that everything they've always known about black people is right.

If I were a black kid from a small town, the only black kid in town perhaps, and I'd never felt a single pang of racism from anybody because "I was just like everybody else," you bet I'd be a black Republican. It's like being born born in gold foil.

HA HA! He says he lost his conservative views after studying philosophy and maturing with age. He calls the views he held at 13 naive. I remember when conservatives were praising this kid. Now they're mad because he grew up and they didn't.

I mean quite literally Rudy Giuliani is making money advising the government that is protecting the person who masterminded 9/11. That's next level even by the standards of American politics.

Fundamentalists love to trot out the five-year-old preachers; that's even worse.