Five stars because I was surprised this comment wasn't attach to Infinite Zest.

Also, I swear this began with "if you're ready to lash out at the unknown, possibly the best place to begin is in a nursing home..."

"As clowns we take seriously what Jesus said..."

My god, this is the video for it.

For am I now seeking the approval of man, or of God? Or am I trying to please man? If I were still trying to please man, I would not be a servant of Christ. Galatians 1:10

But Peter and the apostles answered, 'We must obey God rather than men.' Acts 5:29

So did you nail her?

you betcha

In the very likely event that I become world-famous and my poetv.com username is probed, I did not have sexual relations with my 3rd grade teacher. I did, however, have sex with a 6th grade teacher who is married to a firefighter. And you can take that to the bank!

My third grade teacher was really hot. My sixth grade teacher, not so much.

I don't know if I would nail my third grade teacher, though. She was too sweet and motherly, like Cherilee - she invited me to her wedding that summer, and everbody in school agreed that she was the bestest teacher ever. Good for cuddles perhaps, and nice long naps on a summer afternoon, but maybe not fucking. I think I'd nail my tenth grade English teacher (the one my friend from juvie was stalking), the drama club TA from eleventh grade, and of course my seventh grade teacher. Oh yeah, seventh grade teacher! She looked like a slight chubby Brooke Richards and once punched a female student in the mouth for calling Ms Seventh Grade a cuntface. We hated each other so much; the tension would be unbelievable!